Frankly my pick is pretty calm compared to the rest of these, but it's the closest I've got.

I saw Men In Black when I was 6 or 7. Somehow I managed to filter out everything that bumped it up from PG to PG-13.

And my decision to switch over to Libre once my student access to word abates is affirmed.

I'm sure there are worse Tolkien pilots out there, but this still sounds dire. I would much rather watch the Adventures of Tom Bombadil instead.

Surely there's a more interesting part of the Lord Of The Rings to adapt. I mean, all that happened was that he wandered a bit, got picked up by Sauron who tortured him, and was later picked up by some rangers.

Honestly it just sounds like an excuse to show of the Rangers.

You could make the argument that they're just deep fried dumplings with pizza toppings.

The other pop-culture Sauron isn't much better. Naming your company after an energy vampire feels like a bad move too me, dinosaurs or no.

Presumably we just missed the yearly offering to the sun/community weenie roast.

Frankly, I wouldn't play this even if Rowling personally bought me a fully-kitted out PC and gave me 1000 USD.

If your local library has a copy, I'd suggest picking this up. It's certainly worth the read. There's also a whole line of classic literature adapted by the Disney comics staff, many of which have English translations. If you don't want to learn Italian that is.

Yeah, Sly Cooper 4 really must have done a number on the little guy.

While trailers can be deceptive (see the original Kung Fu Panda trailer which emphasized the comedy and downplayed the action), this makes the 1954 version (the one backed by the CIA that changed the ending accordingly) seem almost faithful* by comparison.

*pun not intended

If you can't make lousy puns on the Internet, then where else CAN you make them I ask you?

I have. While I contend that he's still pretty slick, I will admit that he's not a criminal. I remembered after I posted that he became a fed at the end of the film. Not exactly a cop, but pointing out the difference seemed pedantic.

He does still utilize old skills, albeit unwillingly.