Scott Cederbaum (He/Him/His)
@bronxbaumer.bsky.social
CMO @ Blueprint Prep. Marketing Lover. Data Nerd. Photographer. Go Blue! Go Yankees. Go Giants. Father to Amelia and husband to Chelsea.
I hate toxic masculinity.
I hate toxic masculinity.
Personally think this was the right call.
June 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Personally think this was the right call.
This is what happens when your political base gets its science from Facebook groups run by unvaccinated chiropractors. The dude banned AP African American Studies, tried to bully Disney, and now he’s coming for fluoride like he’s in a reboot of Dr. Strangelove — but it’s dumber and with worse teeth.
May 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is what happens when your political base gets its science from Facebook groups run by unvaccinated chiropractors. The dude banned AP African American Studies, tried to bully Disney, and now he’s coming for fluoride like he’s in a reboot of Dr. Strangelove — but it’s dumber and with worse teeth.
This meeting wasn’t diplomacy — it was an episode of Shark Tank, but the pitch is Manifest Destiny and the shark is full of Adderall and nationalism.
Canada: “We’re not for sale.”
Trump: “Never say never.”
Carney’s soul: leaving his body through his eyebrows.
Canada: “We’re not for sale.”
Trump: “Never say never.”
Carney’s soul: leaving his body through his eyebrows.
May 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This meeting wasn’t diplomacy — it was an episode of Shark Tank, but the pitch is Manifest Destiny and the shark is full of Adderall and nationalism.
Canada: “We’re not for sale.”
Trump: “Never say never.”
Carney’s soul: leaving his body through his eyebrows.
Canada: “We’re not for sale.”
Trump: “Never say never.”
Carney’s soul: leaving his body through his eyebrows.
You know who else believed only some people deserve rights and legal protections?
The Confederacy. Nazi Germany. And your weird Uncle Rick who keeps asking if the “Civil War was really about slavery.”
You don’t get to decide who’s a person.
The Confederacy. Nazi Germany. And your weird Uncle Rick who keeps asking if the “Civil War was really about slavery.”
You don’t get to decide who’s a person.
May 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You know who else believed only some people deserve rights and legal protections?
The Confederacy. Nazi Germany. And your weird Uncle Rick who keeps asking if the “Civil War was really about slavery.”
You don’t get to decide who’s a person.
The Confederacy. Nazi Germany. And your weird Uncle Rick who keeps asking if the “Civil War was really about slavery.”
You don’t get to decide who’s a person.
Non-citizens have rights. That’s not a loophole. That’s the foundation of American law. Even in Trump v. Hawaii, one of the most conservative-era decisions in recent memory, the Court still didn’t argue you can just chuck due process in the trash when someone isn’t born in Ohio.
May 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Non-citizens have rights. That’s not a loophole. That’s the foundation of American law. Even in Trump v. Hawaii, one of the most conservative-era decisions in recent memory, the Court still didn’t argue you can just chuck due process in the trash when someone isn’t born in Ohio.
This dumbass take is so wrong, it makes PragerU look like a Yale Law seminar. The U.S. Constitution — you know, the thing you dry-hump for clout — says “no person”, not “no citizen,” not “no legal guest,” and definitely not “only people who look like me and cry when they see a taco truck.”
May 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This dumbass take is so wrong, it makes PragerU look like a Yale Law seminar. The U.S. Constitution — you know, the thing you dry-hump for clout — says “no person”, not “no citizen,” not “no legal guest,” and definitely not “only people who look like me and cry when they see a taco truck.”
Stephen Miller — the ghoul-shaped foreskin of the Trump movement — just crawled back out of his crypt to tweet this flaming sack of fascist idiocy:
“Due process is to protect citizens… not illegal aliens.”
Oh, bless your shriveled soul. You really think the Constitution is a damn Costco membership
“Due process is to protect citizens… not illegal aliens.”
Oh, bless your shriveled soul. You really think the Constitution is a damn Costco membership
May 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stephen Miller — the ghoul-shaped foreskin of the Trump movement — just crawled back out of his crypt to tweet this flaming sack of fascist idiocy:
“Due process is to protect citizens… not illegal aliens.”
Oh, bless your shriveled soul. You really think the Constitution is a damn Costco membership
“Due process is to protect citizens… not illegal aliens.”
Oh, bless your shriveled soul. You really think the Constitution is a damn Costco membership
This is like saying:
“The right to a fair trial is for Americans, not for murderers.”
Cool story, Stephen. You just threw out 200 years of legal precedent because it makes your hate boner soft when brown people get a court hearing.
“The right to a fair trial is for Americans, not for murderers.”
Cool story, Stephen. You just threw out 200 years of legal precedent because it makes your hate boner soft when brown people get a court hearing.
May 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is like saying:
“The right to a fair trial is for Americans, not for murderers.”
Cool story, Stephen. You just threw out 200 years of legal precedent because it makes your hate boner soft when brown people get a court hearing.
“The right to a fair trial is for Americans, not for murderers.”
Cool story, Stephen. You just threw out 200 years of legal precedent because it makes your hate boner soft when brown people get a court hearing.
This is like saying:
“I used to spend $500 a month on groceries. Now I eat nothing. Therefore, I saved $500 and am thriving!”
No, motherfucker — you’re starving.
“I used to spend $500 a month on groceries. Now I eat nothing. Therefore, I saved $500 and am thriving!”
No, motherfucker — you’re starving.
May 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is like saying:
“I used to spend $500 a month on groceries. Now I eat nothing. Therefore, I saved $500 and am thriving!”
No, motherfucker — you’re starving.
“I used to spend $500 a month on groceries. Now I eat nothing. Therefore, I saved $500 and am thriving!”
No, motherfucker — you’re starving.
Let’s break this absolute brain-dead syllogism down:
• Step 1: We buy stuff from China.
• Step 2: That’s a “loss” because we gave them money.
• Step 3: So if we buy nothing, we “save” money.
• Step 4: ????
• Step 5: Recession.
• Step 1: We buy stuff from China.
• Step 2: That’s a “loss” because we gave them money.
• Step 3: So if we buy nothing, we “save” money.
• Step 4: ????
• Step 5: Recession.
May 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Let’s break this absolute brain-dead syllogism down:
• Step 1: We buy stuff from China.
• Step 2: That’s a “loss” because we gave them money.
• Step 3: So if we buy nothing, we “save” money.
• Step 4: ????
• Step 5: Recession.
• Step 1: We buy stuff from China.
• Step 2: That’s a “loss” because we gave them money.
• Step 3: So if we buy nothing, we “save” money.
• Step 4: ????
• Step 5: Recession.
May 8, 1945 is not even the day we secured victory in World War II.
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
May 8, 1945 is not even the day we secured victory in World War II.
They ran on this last time and it didn’t land.
March 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They ran on this last time and it didn’t land.
They’ve actually come way down in the last four weeks. Yes high, but down from a high water mark which is likely to get worse.
March 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
They’ve actually come way down in the last four weeks. Yes high, but down from a high water mark which is likely to get worse.
What the hell?
March 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What the hell?
How many days has blizzard beach been open in the last three years? Disney knows it doesn’t have to be winter for it to be open right? Name is confusing.
March 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How many days has blizzard beach been open in the last three years? Disney knows it doesn’t have to be winter for it to be open right? Name is confusing.
All good. They train for this. It’s a very important and common maneuver.
February 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
All good. They train for this. It’s a very important and common maneuver.
442 go arounds per week on average. This is normal.
February 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
442 go arounds per week on average. This is normal.
You wouldn’t have seen it.
February 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You wouldn’t have seen it.
442 go arounds every week at major us airports. This is normal. Do some basic research guys before freaking people out.
February 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
442 go arounds every week at major us airports. This is normal. Do some basic research guys before freaking people out.
They can still sue. This is a no strings attached gesture.
February 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They can still sue. This is a no strings attached gesture.
It was ten.
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It was ten.