Bromeliad Mixtape
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2/2 and assiduous work to comply with all stakeholders. Make no mistake: the destruction of the East Wing and construction of this bribe-welcoming ballroom is flatly illegal, and they do not care.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
2/2 and assiduous work to comply with all stakeholders. Make no mistake: the destruction of the East Wing and construction of this bribe-welcoming ballroom is flatly illegal, and they do not care.
Thank you, dear Hookland. Lacing up my shoes in DC now, and wishing a couple of Drowned Dead could accompany us.
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Thank you, dear Hookland. Lacing up my shoes in DC now, and wishing a couple of Drowned Dead could accompany us.
Perfect! This is such a succinct capture of the inarticulate mood of dread that one feels at these junctures. In a completely different place and era, it could be applied to the escalating dread before the reveal of “the Man” in Pulp Fiction’s diner sequence.
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Perfect! This is such a succinct capture of the inarticulate mood of dread that one feels at these junctures. In a completely different place and era, it could be applied to the escalating dread before the reveal of “the Man” in Pulp Fiction’s diner sequence.
Aka the dude who killed his neighbor’s dog with a shovel. These are not sane people.
September 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Aka the dude who killed his neighbor’s dog with a shovel. These are not sane people.
Does no one dare line edit this asshole?
July 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Does no one dare line edit this asshole?
Covering up a mass graves will take a while - that’s the message they’re sending here.
July 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Covering up a mass graves will take a while - that’s the message they’re sending here.
Thank you as always for articulating what we all feel. I keep dreaming of being lost in the surf, unable to tell up from down as the water batters me and carries me away.
July 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thank you as always for articulating what we all feel. I keep dreaming of being lost in the surf, unable to tell up from down as the water batters me and carries me away.
There is a Smithsonian in DC that recently replaced all its outdoor posters - featuring a gay Black artist, and the work of Brazilian artists - with plain text on black. It’s cowardice and the attempt of museum executives to save their asses. Some of them have no ethics: only the desire to survive.
June 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
There is a Smithsonian in DC that recently replaced all its outdoor posters - featuring a gay Black artist, and the work of Brazilian artists - with plain text on black. It’s cowardice and the attempt of museum executives to save their asses. Some of them have no ethics: only the desire to survive.
Who HESITATES when asked if the human race should endure? And how can he criticize surgery when he’s clearly had a ton of it? And adhere to Orthodox Christianity as a gay man? Incoherent, genocidal, hypocritical - how dare these rich fools try to rule us when they can’t form a logical thought.
June 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Who HESITATES when asked if the human race should endure? And how can he criticize surgery when he’s clearly had a ton of it? And adhere to Orthodox Christianity as a gay man? Incoherent, genocidal, hypocritical - how dare these rich fools try to rule us when they can’t form a logical thought.
Bless you for your work.
June 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bless you for your work.
Never mind; just scrolled down…. :)
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Never mind; just scrolled down…. :)
Nice to see you sleeping in for once, Skinner! You’re generally up studying and feeding cats by like 5:30….
June 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Nice to see you sleeping in for once, Skinner! You’re generally up studying and feeding cats by like 5:30….
Such a beautiful sight. Brave and proud - they will not be hidden or defeated.
June 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Such a beautiful sight. Brave and proud - they will not be hidden or defeated.
This man has already murdered thousands by destroying USAID and will kill millions more now that aid is suspended. Every accusation a deflection for these serial killers.
June 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This man has already murdered thousands by destroying USAID and will kill millions more now that aid is suspended. Every accusation a deflection for these serial killers.
Well, Trumpie, I guarantee we’ll all be dancing in the streets when your own hideous diagnosis is leaked by one of your resentful quislings.
May 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, Trumpie, I guarantee we’ll all be dancing in the streets when your own hideous diagnosis is leaked by one of your resentful quislings.
My dad looked healthier and more vibrant in hospice at 90.
May 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My dad looked healthier and more vibrant in hospice at 90.
WTF is a disaster season? If it’s meant to correspond to the fiscal year, why are they having just “a 90-minute meeting” about it on the 15th of fucking May to plan it out? Bit behind, isn’t he?
May 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WTF is a disaster season? If it’s meant to correspond to the fiscal year, why are they having just “a 90-minute meeting” about it on the 15th of fucking May to plan it out? Bit behind, isn’t he?
Prediction: the technology will be advanced privately, and available only to the ultrarich, who will simply continue to lie about vaccines and publicly funded science to keep their drooling supporters on board.
May 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Prediction: the technology will be advanced privately, and available only to the ultrarich, who will simply continue to lie about vaccines and publicly funded science to keep their drooling supporters on board.
Dictator chic, but make it Temu.
May 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dictator chic, but make it Temu.
It’s about 10 times worse than toddlerhood. (Granted, he was a sweet toddler.)
April 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s about 10 times worse than toddlerhood. (Granted, he was a sweet toddler.)
Like this bald-headed string bean pussy will be ever on the front lines of ANYTHING. He’ll be hiding in the basement sobbing into his waifu doll about how it’s all so unfair.
April 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Like this bald-headed string bean pussy will be ever on the front lines of ANYTHING. He’ll be hiding in the basement sobbing into his waifu doll about how it’s all so unfair.
They’re often wrong. They steal others’ work. They are enormous energy sucks. And they’re being crammed down our throats by billionaires who wish only to rob and enslave us. ISNT THAT ENOUGH?
April 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They’re often wrong. They steal others’ work. They are enormous energy sucks. And they’re being crammed down our throats by billionaires who wish only to rob and enslave us. ISNT THAT ENOUGH?