pull the trigger piglet

This has to be the most gender affirming event ever. The grannies are like “ooh look how big your arms are I should I have you come over and fix my backyard fence” and the grandpas are like “you work at a brewery??? Tell me all about your alcohol” and he shares beer facts for ez points. Awesome

I think me and the mom may be the only ppl that realize this. The more elderly family members are excited to meet him with that “grandkids coming?? Maybe??” gleam in their eyes.
The previous partner is now a distant memory. a *boyfriend* is here.

I love episode 1 of each season bc I’m like “oh this person is gonna win” and then the next person comes out “oh shit nvm this person is gonna go all the way”

for one brief beautiful moment I completely forgot this concept was already exhaustively explored by Jack Black, the Rock, Kevin Hart, and Karen Gillan

me w every single isekai slop I consume!!!!!!!