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bromantique.bsky.social
Bromantic 💪
@bromantique.bsky.social
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Mild irritant, a silly little goose really, also, it's my birthday 🧿

NSFW 🔞 - attention seeking alt for smut and nonsense

🏳️‍🌈 🌱 ♑️ (🔥🐯) | 30s | he/they | partnered | uncut | switch | aspiring slut
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November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Messed up shaving earlier and went to work like this, might walk into traffic later
Close of an embarrassing shaving mistake leaving stubble arching over the ear
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This goes for men with beer bellies too.
A slim mid twenties man lounges in his seat with his blue shirt riding up revealing his belly button and treasure trail. He is nonchalant as he holds the tv remote up to change the channel.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Picture of a slinky captioned “some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but being a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs”
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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John waters in a blue and white striped shirt standing in a white hallways captioned “sometimes, stupid and cute are enough”
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Felt some way post gym. #softie not so #fcf
Pale man poses naked in front of mirror wearing only socks. Head dropped from image.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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#mcm idk
Monochrome image of a pale man laying naked in bed with an erection. The head is cropped from the image.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Happy #fcf guys!
Picture of a sign the reads "Go on, you can do it! Just five more minutes" followed by an arrow however, the kerning is bad so it looks like "goon, you can do it! Just five more minutes"
October 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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She’s up!
Close up of an erect penis
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Holding space for Jordan of Brandt's boys rn, can't find them on bsky unfortunately.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Inlé-ra has wisdom
Stylised depiction of the back rabbit surrounded be swirls that imply movement, the caption reads, “how much protein is in a lovely evening spent laughing with friends”
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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We didn’t make enough fuss about GLOW I feel
A woman lays in bed in a comfortable looking bedroom with tacky but expensive looking decor. A naked man stands before vulnerable, his tiny penis exposed.
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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😳🥴🥴🥴
Large muscular man stands shirtless and wearing a back pack in front what looks like it could be the Grand Canyon. He has a beard and is partially exposing his thick penis as he looms right down the camera. The caption reads “you’re an animal, masturbate like one”
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Winnie the Pooh strolling the woods captioned “how silly of me to forget how far I’ve come, just because I still have far to go”
October 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs Gæs
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Only 40% Crazy, take that DAD!
results of a crazy/hot test placing the taker at the intersection of 4 on the crazy scale and 6.5 on the hot scale marked as the fun zone
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack

youtu.be/niPZPws4k-0?...
Thomas was alone characters standing in a line
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Great place to eat out, Bruxelles is beautiful btw
Night, outdoors, restaurant frontage that reads “Fanny Thai”
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Cara van park’s voice though
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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#tummytuesday the bulk is hitting I think
Nellie selfie of a pale guy with his dick out. Head cropped from image.
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Gay
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM