Cousin Crazy Ass
@brolapse.bsky.social
Riley, 26, he/him. Eternally curious and filling my brain with the things I like. PFP by @repoghost.bsky.social!
I like watching oilers games because they’re always talking about McDavid and Draisaitl are madly in love with each other
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I like watching oilers games because they’re always talking about McDavid and Draisaitl are madly in love with each other
Sometimes I hear Ilya Bryzagalov in my head saying his famous line “is just a game…why you heff to be mad?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes I hear Ilya Bryzagalov in my head saying his famous line “is just a game…why you heff to be mad?”
I started Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 and…I don’t hate it? I’m still pretty early into the game but I’m enjoying it so far
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I started Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 and…I don’t hate it? I’m still pretty early into the game but I’m enjoying it so far
Was sent a video about kratom addiction and it just reminds me about how deeply uncomfortable I am with kratom/kava culture but it’s practically inescapable where I live. Everybody drinks kratom but won’t admit that it has negative impacts
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Was sent a video about kratom addiction and it just reminds me about how deeply uncomfortable I am with kratom/kava culture but it’s practically inescapable where I live. Everybody drinks kratom but won’t admit that it has negative impacts
They’re letting me say anything these days
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They’re letting me say anything these days
Two Trucks by Lemon Demon was written about Pat Maroon and Ryan McDonagh
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Two Trucks by Lemon Demon was written about Pat Maroon and Ryan McDonagh
Headache again today but left the excedrine at home so I’m creating a crazy potion made up of an energy drink and BC powder
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Headache again today but left the excedrine at home so I’m creating a crazy potion made up of an energy drink and BC powder
Someone set up a cuck chair in the storage closet behind my desk while I was out of the office
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Someone set up a cuck chair in the storage closet behind my desk while I was out of the office
Chris Godwin is never going to return atp
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chris Godwin is never going to return atp
Sinus pressure is killing me today
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sinus pressure is killing me today
It’s so crazy that Maple Leafs fans ran Mitch Marner off the team only for the new season to start and it becoming apparent that Marner wasn’t the problem lmfao
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s so crazy that Maple Leafs fans ran Mitch Marner off the team only for the new season to start and it becoming apparent that Marner wasn’t the problem lmfao
Burnt out at my job, burnt out socially goddddddd. I’m just so tired. It feels like there’s always something. Social obligations are starting to feel like a chore and I’m like just leave me aloneeee
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Burnt out at my job, burnt out socially goddddddd. I’m just so tired. It feels like there’s always something. Social obligations are starting to feel like a chore and I’m like just leave me aloneeee
I have so many texts to catch up on. Eeek!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have so many texts to catch up on. Eeek!!!
Shoutout to Achane for going nuclear yesterday
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Shoutout to Achane for going nuclear yesterday
Every month we have an all staff meeting at work and we pass around an award called the Golden Unicorn. I won it this month (the month of my five year anniversary too!!)
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Every month we have an all staff meeting at work and we pass around an award called the Golden Unicorn. I won it this month (the month of my five year anniversary too!!)
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What if the bug was furry???
🌻💚🐛
🌻💚🐛
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What if the bug was furry???
🌻💚🐛
🌻💚🐛
Still a lil tired but I feel fine today lol thank god
Man I think I’m coming down with something. I don’t feel particularly sick (as most I feel like I’m having mild allergie) but I’m super tired
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Still a lil tired but I feel fine today lol thank god
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Man I think I’m coming down with something. I don’t feel particularly sick (as most I feel like I’m having mild allergie) but I’m super tired
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Man I think I’m coming down with something. I don’t feel particularly sick (as most I feel like I’m having mild allergie) but I’m super tired
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The thing about having a shitty day at work is that you can come home and play katamari and it mostly fixes everything
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The thing about having a shitty day at work is that you can come home and play katamari and it mostly fixes everything
Goodbye win streak. It was nice while it lasted 🫡
Every choice I make in fantasy football is the wrong one
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Goodbye win streak. It was nice while it lasted 🫡
Started working on this little Dragonborn paladin yesterday. I wanted to make his sword look electrified, like he was using thunderous smite. Never tried that before!
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Started working on this little Dragonborn paladin yesterday. I wanted to make his sword look electrified, like he was using thunderous smite. Never tried that before!