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BrokenCollagen
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EDS conquerer. Physiologist. Helper. Endlessly curious. He/Him

Proud Zebra, both physically & professionally, defender of the undervalued, denigrated & disparaged
arthur seems to have been hesitant more than a couple times today. not a good way to be as keeper. #AskWXM
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
it is amazing how often this team has made my sad morning drinking into exuberant morning drinking in a single half of play these past few years #AskWXM
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
proud of the lads for coming out firing like that. THAT is how you react to Phil's 'enthusiasms' #AskWXM
September 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#AskWXM welp, glad to see with those two weeks off they made significant strides with that defense. yep, drinking will be the order for this season of watching!
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my apologies #Wrexham fam for being absent to begin the season.. i wanted to watch the league competition before being excited or dejected. i think you know which way that mental exercise leans in this moment. this defense is going to cause me to need a liver transplant by january. #AskWXM
August 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
think it is time to super-charge a pint to calm my excited neurons #AskWXM
April 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i think i am facing the daunting scenario of needing to be dry to finagle a wrexham win on monday, since scotch failed saturday & ale failed today. i am scared for my mental health if i have to try. #AskWXM
April 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ABOUT DAMN TIME, REDS!!! #AskWXM
April 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if wrexham can't pull off wins vs #18 & #21, then they don't deserve automatic promotion, pure & simple. #AskWXM
April 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
good morning, wrexham-ites! pint is all poured, & i'm ready to worry .. #UpTheTown #AskWXM
April 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
brutal match.. we should've hammered them. needed it, & couldn't beat a bottom-3rd side. kissing sisters really sucks. see you all next week! #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
man, i REALLY could've used this referee when i played football #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
andy calling out mark right there may just have been my favorite part of the broadcast "STEVE smith?!??" #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
these have been a few dodgy minutes by wrexham.. can't be tripping up & losing this match #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
yeah.. definitely getting some scotch for half. #MacallanForTheWin #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i may have to break out the scotch.. in lieu of my usual pint #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
absolute worst part of 4:30am kicks is that NO PUBS ARE OPEN YET #AskWXM
April 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
top of the morning, my welsh brethren #AskWXM 4:30am kicks are HARSH, but i'm here anyways
April 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
one final comment/question: how in the world did wycombe not score against the league's 2nd worst defense? it defies logic. #AskWXM
April 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
bleh. i hate kissing sisters. i'll start drinking earlier next match. my bad, everyone #AskWXM
April 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
what's up with the bottom two sides keeping up with #2 & #3 today? is this an April Fool's deal? #AskWXM
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i think this counts as 'squeaky bum time', no? #AskWXM
April 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
welp, not even my trusty pint will help me be comfortable now #AskWXM
April 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
lincoln city got a red card.. so, that loss has sailed #AskWXM
March 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
damn lincoln city - i can't count on NOBODY to do their jobs! #AskWXM
March 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM