US law has priority over International law

Every year people argue about how Santa Claus could possibly deliver presents to every house given the tiny time window and the ridiculous distances. They forget he only delivers to the good kids. Most of them are little bastards and their unscrupulous parents conspire in the cover-up.

#aislop

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#aislop

So sick of telling @bsky.app "show me less of this sport shit" and it just shows me different sports shit. I don't come here for sports news. It is so annoying im gonna rage quit as soon as i find a better alternative.

End Antifa by eliminating its root cause: fascism

'Sausage' from the Latin 'salsus', meaning 'salted'...but EU parliament says only if it's made from dead animals.
#eunazis
#aislop

Republicans are pro-life? Their budget would take health care from millions and condemn 50,000 American citizens to death each year. Add that to their refusal to address gun violence, and the truth is clear: Republicans are the Party of Death.

Can we make this a real thing? #tardigrade #aislop

Garbage is a choice

Hear me out: If Trump actually secures peace between Ukraine and Russia, give him all the Nobels.

I'm glad Diogo Jota only killed his brother, and nobody else. Excessive speed kills. Sometimes it kills people I love.

How about you just eat shit and _not_ die?
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Oh, suck. www.healthline.com says we can trust them, but they are more concerned with serving cookies than objective health advice.

"All's Well That Ends Well"
- Machiavelli

I had such a nice conversation with dinner guests. My wife, after they leave...

Tonight in the Netherlands, at 8pm, the whole country was silent for 2 minutes in honour of those who gave their lives for our freedom. An awsome reminder of the perversity of war.

Obsticle illusion: When your eyes get in the way of seeing reality.