Brogby
@brogby.bsky.social
celebrity endorsement for Dr Pepper Chewing Gum
call her box a mcdouble way I’m tryna make it a meal
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
call her box a mcdouble way I’m tryna make it a meal
thought they were testing me for covid way I got that peak flow
January 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
thought they were testing me for covid way I got that peak flow
you wash your face and don’t even realise your eyebrow’s gone
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you wash your face and don’t even realise your eyebrow’s gone
I got two phones
one for the bitches
one for xi jinping
one for the bitches
one for xi jinping
January 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got two phones
one for the bitches
one for xi jinping
one for the bitches
one for xi jinping
bitch must be a list way she all head and tail
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
bitch must be a list way she all head and tail
crazy how all millennials need is exorbitant use of an expletive and they’ll cream their jorts over “you should care about things to a reasonable degree”
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
crazy how all millennials need is exorbitant use of an expletive and they’ll cream their jorts over “you should care about things to a reasonable degree”
smoking that shit that made the vibe rate her
January 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
smoking that shit that made the vibe rate her
bitches call me the thermometer way I’m carrying that heat
January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
bitches call me the thermometer way I’m carrying that heat
Said I was a natural-born run-about-the-mill they thought they could define me
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Said I was a natural-born run-about-the-mill they thought they could define me
how the 20 minute television episode looking at me when I need to leave the house in 15
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
how the 20 minute television episode looking at me when I need to leave the house in 15
hit a blinker off the colgate you know I’m staying fresh
January 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
hit a blinker off the colgate you know I’m staying fresh
getting cold outside I said lemme get my chilly up
January 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
getting cold outside I said lemme get my chilly up
they put a new bin right where I finish my morning cigarette
never kill yourself
never kill yourself
January 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
they put a new bin right where I finish my morning cigarette
never kill yourself
never kill yourself
I oughta be turkish way I’m tryna cop her wire
January 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I oughta be turkish way I’m tryna cop her wire
the media won’t tell you this but the gold and silver wrapped chocolate coins DO taste different. But all M&Ms taste the same.
January 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the media won’t tell you this but the gold and silver wrapped chocolate coins DO taste different. But all M&Ms taste the same.
you know how the Chinese gives you free prawn crackers well the kebab shop gotta start doing that but it’s just three loose L&B blues
January 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
you know how the Chinese gives you free prawn crackers well the kebab shop gotta start doing that but it’s just three loose L&B blues
some of yall are still using the gregorian calendar and it shows
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
some of yall are still using the gregorian calendar and it shows
Reposted by Brogby
globe head be like “you can see the curve” brother I’m tryna see yo momma curve
January 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
globe head be like “you can see the curve” brother I’m tryna see yo momma curve
mfs on this app will have names like elmosbaddestbitch_x and then the tweet is about their mother dying
January 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
mfs on this app will have names like elmosbaddestbitch_x and then the tweet is about their mother dying
yall be listening to music with your eyeballs
January 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
yall be listening to music with your eyeballs
call your bitch amazon way she got that cardboard box
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
call your bitch amazon way she got that cardboard box
smoking that shit that made the tooth blue
December 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
smoking that shit that made the tooth blue
government agents have closed the subway station escalator. now I won’t walk past the Cigarette Shop™️ on the way home. now I am going to kill that little bitch Netanyahu
December 29, 2024 at 4:53 PM
government agents have closed the subway station escalator. now I won’t walk past the Cigarette Shop™️ on the way home. now I am going to kill that little bitch Netanyahu
explaining to my mother (two divorces) that she’s lonely in the lame, girly way. But I (haven’t had a drink in 2 days) am lonely in the cool boy way
December 29, 2024 at 4:28 PM
explaining to my mother (two divorces) that she’s lonely in the lame, girly way. But I (haven’t had a drink in 2 days) am lonely in the cool boy way