Tom Brøcher Jakobsen - time dilated ⏰
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Tom Brøcher Jakobsen - time dilated ⏰
@broecher.bsky.social
Social Liberal Royalist 🇩🇰, Randers. Golf i RGK. ☘️VFF. 1960’er Boomer. Nogen kalder mig woke, andre kalder mig centrist, men egentlig prøver jeg bare at opføre mig ordentligt.

Skeets på dansk (and in English)

… mostly harmless!
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Jeg blev forledt herind af @memarco.bsky.social Nu står valget så mellem Twitter, Bluesky og Mastodont.

Eller måske bliver jeg på alle tre - del og hersk!
Morning golf #golf
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
On every f…ing green🤯
August 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Når man er for stor til æsker, men alligevel ikke.
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
14 dage - mindst! 🤯
March 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Putting sucks 😭
March 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bestilte kaffe til morgenmaden tjeneren spurgte om det skulle være con leche eller Americano.

Vi blev enige om en European. 😅
March 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Er på Costa del Sol og venter på røderusserne. Desværre er Californien ikke længere en mulighed, når de kommer. Det viste sig, at de tog omkring USA først.
March 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
First round on Calanova Golf Club
March 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Køb europæisk!
Europæisk eller amerikansk luftforsvar? Køb et billigt med masser af missiler, siger ekspert
Læs mere her.
www.berlingske.dk
February 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Tim Minchin - hvis I ikke allerede har lyttet ham, så gør det.

Had I the method or the means
I would build a time machine
I'd make it from the scraps you always find
When someone leaves their broken dreams behind.

The Aeroplane
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Expanding bordes” is a very precise translation of “lebensraum”
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Probably one of the three smallest inauguration crowds ever!
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January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
4 scenarier for Grønland og Danmark. Hvad ser I helst og hvad tror I, der sker?

1 Rigsfællesskabet fortsætter
2 Grønland som nation
3 Grønland som kommune
4 Grønland i USA
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Craters #golf
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hvad f….. er der med DR’s app og Chromecast?
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January 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Brutal #golf
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wind is a tough opponent #golf
January 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
😳
January 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Three movements in #golf defining a bad stroke.

Can you spot them? 🤗
January 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When it’s so cold that even shadows freeze up. #golf
January 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I Musikkens Hus i Aalborg til koncert med Tina Dickow og Helgi Jónsson.
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January 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
First round in 2025. Dedication!
#golf
January 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Godt nytår 🎉🎊
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
When you clean the ball and forget to clean the putter 😖 #golf
December 31, 2024 at 10:41 AM