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Brock Wilbur
@brockwilbur.bsky.social
getting a push notification to make me look at the screen I looked at 10% less, then pushing me to keep that streak alive to unlock another trophybadgechievement, which (if I do it for 30 days in a row) I unlock the ability to bet real money _against_ my own brain
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
woodward and bernstein were once so small but still find some way to sleep as a single smoosh every night
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The New Yorker really got the eyes right. Whatever the spiritual opposite of “Sickos Yes” is, it’s this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
@pilnok.dad @kamkonek.bsky.social @abbyolcese.bsky.social shit like this is friendship, yknow
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
opening every text I get this weekend like
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
recession indicator
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Disco and pal *parklife*
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
CAKE voice:
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
by improvements, you mean "closed for human rights violations" right
right
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
found this in an old folder and I def did this just after getting back from a grippy sock vacay? good advice tbh. hard earned!
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Outer Worlds 2 really going for it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
congrats on releasing the anti-Bush administration live recordings on the most appropriate possible day, great marketing around the whole thing
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
tfw ice cream riiiiiiiight there
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Need to publicly thank @philnobilejr.bsky.social for coining “Take that shit to Skinamarink Plaza”—a 2025 cornerstone phrase in this household.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hoppy holloween !!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Office Halloween party about 2 to go hard
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
only one person at the coworking space asked what I was and like "well, what's the one costume they ran out of this year?" clearly I'm luigi.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this print ad for ENEMY ZERO on the sega saturn goes so hard and it is _wild_ the kinds of print ads that game magazines got away with in the 90s
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
games are alive and well
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
yo netflix where is the fun in your stranger things "fun facts"
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Unfathomable that I will never get to see another Murder by Death show. At least the farewell was in Lawrence, bookending 20 years of seeing them play LFK, from Replay up to Liberty Hall. Your 1928th gig was so goddamned good, thanks for including us among the final stops.
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sorry sorry I had a lot of questions about what I was seeing and then in my pursuit of answers along comes KEVIN
October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
KC Current ready to roll today
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM