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Bryan Rockwood
@brocktalksff.fantasynowplus.com
Fantasy football writer. About to accept the worst trade imaginable

Still rooting for the New England Patriots, like a genius

Words: https://brocktalksff.wordpress.com
More Words: @fantasynowplus.com, @optimusfantasy.com
Reposted by Bryan Rockwood
Pork roll gang stand up
New Jersey friends, I have a question:

Is it Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?

Follow-up question, where in NJ are you from/live (general not trying to be creepy)

@brocktalksff.fantasynowplus.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He’s gonna run for 200 yards, fueled only by his hatred of the state of Pennsylvania
I love watching Monangai run, they are putting something in the water in Rutgers that makes those RBs angry runners
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by Bryan Rockwood
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

Omarion Hampton (ankle) has been ruled OUT for Week 13.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Eagles, bad? MY COLUMN
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love watching Monangai run, they are putting something in the water in Rutgers that makes those RBs angry runners
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(Keaton Mitchell would have 4TDs by now)
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tanner Hudson doing numbers in my TE only league
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Idk if Tinsley is the guy Cincy. Give Andrei a target please
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Holy shit, Lamar is so wildly off tonight what is going on
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Absolutely tragic that this one wasn’t him reaching really, but just a great play by the defense
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Lmao Dak
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Keaton

Mitchell

Szn
‼️‼️ INJURY NEWS ‼️‼️

Justice Hill (neck) has been placed on IR. He will miss at least 4 games.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s time
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
NFL coaches should start acting like daycare teachers during their post games conferences

“Oh little Bryce? Yea he was such a good noodle today! He was sharing the ball with everyone, even shared the ball with the other class! Just an absolute treasure today at game day”
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Bryan Rockwood
Do NOT adjust your calendars - wait, are those still a thing? - that really *is* Optimus Fantasy's Higher/Lower coming to you today, Wednesday, instead of Friday.

The holiday has our schedule all caddywompus this week, so be on the lookout for changes right here!

optimusfantasy.com/higher-or-lo...
Fantasy Football Players We’re Backing or Fading in Week 13
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and welcome to the Week 13 Spectacular! Thanksgiving is almost here, but before you get swept into a whirlwind of turkey, travel, and whatever…
optimusfantasy.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Honestly, same
Nvidia, $NVDA, has said it is "not Enron."
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I hate that I have no idea if I made it through to the next round of SFB or not
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
RELEGATE THE PANTHERS
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bryce Young threw for 400 yards last week
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Absolutely torn if I should do rookie scouting and football watching or try to edit clips

Someone be an adult and make a choice for me
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Vikings are absolutely taking a QB in the draft if things shake out for them. I think the multiple absences from JJM just confirm he isn’t the dude right now, and the Vikings being a normal, sane, org are going to move on quick instead of wasting time
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tired: Shedeur cofirmed starter for the Browns

Inspired: Max Brosmer de facto starter for the Vikings
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I may have accidentally auto drafted a pick or two 😅 my bad @timholstad.fantasynowplus.com and @joshkimmel.fantasynowplus.com !
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM