Can believe the prez made an executive order to make all men into women, he’s such a progressive ol’ chap.

At a cat cafe, 0/10 I can’t even drink the fucking creatures

Lost my laptop charger on the plane, I’m stuck in an Airbnb for most of the day and I can’t even Balatro :,(

Using the bus after walking for a few months must be the equivalent of what people felt when carriages were invented

The airport is actually a very pleasant place when you aren’t traveling, it’s like a mall with only food courts

They should add another Big Mac, the fillet o fish Mac, and if you order it they made the employees dress as Ronald McDonald and beat the shit out of you for having poor taste

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