Broccoli Highkicks
@broccolihighkicks.bsky.social
The Emperor isn't wearing any clothes.
Ask yourself which is worse: Being occasionally offended, or spending your life in quiet compliance, never exposed to anything that questions the consensus, and afraid of your own unruly thoughts...
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Ask yourself which is worse: Being occasionally offended, or spending your life in quiet compliance, never exposed to anything that questions the consensus, and afraid of your own unruly thoughts...
There should be riots in the streets of every major American city every single day, but there aren't, because of course there aren't. Because all that vaunted American exceptionalism about morality and courage and justice and heroism and all the rest, only exists in their propagandist movies.
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
There should be riots in the streets of every major American city every single day, but there aren't, because of course there aren't. Because all that vaunted American exceptionalism about morality and courage and justice and heroism and all the rest, only exists in their propagandist movies.
The US is a wolf in sheep's clothing. A rogue pirate state swathed in a thin veil of "good guy" propaganda. And nobody buys into that propaganda more than they do themselves...
The good guys don't do "might makes right", folks.
You wanna be heroes? Oust your fascist government while you still can.
The good guys don't do "might makes right", folks.
You wanna be heroes? Oust your fascist government while you still can.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The US is a wolf in sheep's clothing. A rogue pirate state swathed in a thin veil of "good guy" propaganda. And nobody buys into that propaganda more than they do themselves...
The good guys don't do "might makes right", folks.
You wanna be heroes? Oust your fascist government while you still can.
The good guys don't do "might makes right", folks.
You wanna be heroes? Oust your fascist government while you still can.
"No, I asked to see the MA-NA-GER!" - Joseph of Nazareth
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"No, I asked to see the MA-NA-GER!" - Joseph of Nazareth
"Oi! To The World": all your favourite Oi-punk Christmas hits on one convenient 80-disc set 👍
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Oi! To The World": all your favourite Oi-punk Christmas hits on one convenient 80-disc set 👍
"Whoa Is Me!" - an unofficial biography of The Misfits
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Whoa Is Me!" - an unofficial biography of The Misfits
Forget the Illuminati, it's the Illiterati who are really fucking things up.
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Forget the Illuminati, it's the Illiterati who are really fucking things up.
The only time it's acceptable to vote for a billionaire, is when there's a bunch of you stranded without food and you're trying to decide whom to eat first.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The only time it's acceptable to vote for a billionaire, is when there's a bunch of you stranded without food and you're trying to decide whom to eat first.
Drama queen: "Is nothing sacred?!?!"
Zen Buddhist: 😶
Zen Buddhist: 😶
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Drama queen: "Is nothing sacred?!?!"
Zen Buddhist: 😶
Zen Buddhist: 😶
Take me... Down... To the paradise. City.
Where the... Girls... Are green and. The grass is... Pretty.
- Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Where the... Girls... Are green and. The grass is... Pretty.
- Captain James Tiberius Kirk
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Take me... Down... To the paradise. City.
Where the... Girls... Are green and. The grass is... Pretty.
- Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Where the... Girls... Are green and. The grass is... Pretty.
- Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Used to be, one religion could have many gods, who often fought amongst themselves. Nowadays, one god has many religions, who often fight amongst themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Used to be, one religion could have many gods, who often fought amongst themselves. Nowadays, one god has many religions, who often fight amongst themselves.
Social discourse has largely devolved into a dumb-off between trolls and outrage junkies.
#ThanksInternet
#ThanksInternet
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Social discourse has largely devolved into a dumb-off between trolls and outrage junkies.
#ThanksInternet
#ThanksInternet
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you shouldn't ought to listen to only one genre of music any more than you should only ever read one book.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you shouldn't ought to listen to only one genre of music any more than you should only ever read one book.
Does running out of beer count as cardio?
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Does running out of beer count as cardio?
'Daddy long legs' sounds like a particularly tall 1970s pimp.
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
'Daddy long legs' sounds like a particularly tall 1970s pimp.
🎵If you wanna eat my liver,
You really should add some beans,
Fava if you got 'em,
Chianti by all means🎵
You really should add some beans,
Fava if you got 'em,
Chianti by all means🎵
October 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🎵If you wanna eat my liver,
You really should add some beans,
Fava if you got 'em,
Chianti by all means🎵
You really should add some beans,
Fava if you got 'em,
Chianti by all means🎵
Is it coincidence that 'kerchief' is an onomatopoeia for a sneeze, or
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is it coincidence that 'kerchief' is an onomatopoeia for a sneeze, or
The world is full of tedious cunts who are only fractionally as clever and witty as they think they are.
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The world is full of tedious cunts who are only fractionally as clever and witty as they think they are.
There is no sin so great, that religious people will not absolve their god of it.
September 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is no sin so great, that religious people will not absolve their god of it.
When dread Cthulhu finally wakens from his eons-long slumber and rises up from sunken R'lyeh, he will get entangled in plastic waste and die. Is that what you people want?!
September 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When dread Cthulhu finally wakens from his eons-long slumber and rises up from sunken R'lyeh, he will get entangled in plastic waste and die. Is that what you people want?!
I regret to inform you that they will just keep fucking you harder and harder and harder, until you start slitting a few throats.
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I regret to inform you that they will just keep fucking you harder and harder and harder, until you start slitting a few throats.
Fascism 2.0 is basically a social media grift that got out of hand.
Rabble-rousing and rage-baiting the dumbest mfs on the planet for clicks.
Rabble-rousing and rage-baiting the dumbest mfs on the planet for clicks.
September 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fascism 2.0 is basically a social media grift that got out of hand.
Rabble-rousing and rage-baiting the dumbest mfs on the planet for clicks.
Rabble-rousing and rage-baiting the dumbest mfs on the planet for clicks.
America is a circus.
Unfortunately, the clowns have control of the nukes.
Unfortunately, the clowns have control of the nukes.
September 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
America is a circus.
Unfortunately, the clowns have control of the nukes.
Unfortunately, the clowns have control of the nukes.
Autopsy Club: Come crack open a few cold ones with the boys 👍
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Autopsy Club: Come crack open a few cold ones with the boys 👍