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Broccolea
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Today, I got FOUR sewing projects done that have been sitting for months. I’m on top of the world
July 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A very big very important step to becoming an old lady is always having hard candy in your purse
June 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
PSA: any Stevie Wonder based song recommendation queue fuckin slaps
June 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Airport beer on an empty stomach after a canceled flight 🤙🏻
June 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Is there time to wallow in a relationship?
May 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
first time having a long distance boyfriend, first time crying about it on my birthday 🤙🏻🥳
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
all I do is say sorry
May 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Boys are all one fuckin guy” -some bitch
May 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Unfortunately my imposter syndrome is directly related to my vanity: I’m constantly thinking things like “I sure am bad at my job, they def only keep me around because I’m pretty”
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
brought into this life to endlessly make ice
May 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Broccolea
I don't know what type of fern this is but it's the same type as the one below. It reminds me of a shrimp or a bug with those segments.

Why yes, I am developing a fern obsession. Why do you ask?

🌿
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
new situationship just dropped 🤙🏻
April 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m so lucky to have people in my life who actively enjoy making me laugh 😌
April 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
sometimes I’ll be just sitting at home and then I’ll remember that I have heavy whipping cream, maple syrup, and a frother 😌
April 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I watered all my plants and now it smells like dirt in my house 😌
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
dads love saying “good day for ducks” when it’s raining
April 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
is my legacy.. “cool ex gf”..?
April 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
there’s just something about a frog holding a banjo that feels so right
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
wish I could mute the screens at the gas stations that force you to listen to their ads 😤
April 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One thing that roller skating has taught me that applies to being drunk is: widening your stance increases stability
March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s so hard to redirect my mindset from the one engrained in all of us that says that the end goal is “finding the love of your life.”
seems like it’s possible to feel fulfilled and happy without a permanent romantic partner but what do I know
March 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
birds with long necks
that’s all
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Broccolea
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(Great Blue Heron)
#birds 🌿
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hate when people tell me “you don’t have to run” because actually yes I do
March 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
whispering “snail girl spring” to myself while moisturizing
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM