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Brocade
@brocade.bsky.social
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He/him | pine marten | 37 | NYC | tech worker | socialist | bassist | gray-ace | heteroflexible | 🔞 minors DNI
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I did the thing and I’m not sure what it means
A bubbel.blue graph showing my “interactions”, with other users’ profiles
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Sliwagunner
Siivagunner's avatar edited to be wearing Curtis Sliwa's signature red beret
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Amazing piece I got from @mio.lagomorphosis.org .

I wanted to commission something more serious. It's hard to use art to talk about yourself when you're not the one making it, but this came out really well.
Brocade the pine marten appears in grayscale, drawn in jagged lines and sharp ages. He's unclothed but has no visible parts. He appears in the middle of the frame, looking friendly and energetic. He greets the viewer with a relaxed and open gesture and a gentle smile. Behind Brocade and to the left is a copy of him, with the same proportions and everything. This second figure appears tired or depressed, and he stares blankly ahead, not towards the viewer. His features are drawn with softer lines and less contrast than the Brocade in front. Upon closer inspection, the Brocade in front is actually a cardboard cutout, casting a shadow in the Brocade behind him. There's a large tree in the background to our right, with a hill that slopes to the left.
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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lol
A bad bsky profile
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I don’t fucking know - YOU’RE the hospital!
Email from New York Presbyterian, a hospital. The subject reads “What’s a Normal Heart Rate?”
October 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Viagr aboys
A concert stage with crowd. The screen behind the stage says ‘A “TRADEMARK” OF SHRIMPTECH ENTERPRISES’ with the Viagra Boys logo in the middle.
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I’d love something with my marten guy stuck in a compromising situation, hard, if you still have slots open!
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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One of my favorite moments from Undertale
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Lfg
A list of questions about songs
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Get fuuuuuuuuuuuucked
Brocade the pine marten appalled by something on his phone. He shows it to the viewer and asks “WTF?” Art by O-kemono Brocade the pine marten slamming his phone on the ground in anger. Art by O-kemono
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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What flavor is your sona?

(I’m going by colors more than taste, tbh)
Brocade the pine marten, drawn by Jonas Tiramisu
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It's hard to pick one so I'm going to go with my gut and not think about it too hard
Art by Frist. A comic parodying a scene from Deltarune Chapter 2. Noelle follows behind Susie so she can stare at Susie's ass as they walk. We get a great view of Susie's big butt.
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I just saw them in Brooklyn and they were so good. I can’t believe it had been 20 years since I last saw them!
The end of a Nine Inch Nails show, with the NIN logo draped over the stage
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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THE KAABA
A cube-shaped stage in the middle of Barclays Center
September 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I’d love to see my pine marten naked - embarrassed, casual, or showing off!
Reference sheet for Brocade the pine marten
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Watching Rick Farin open for A.G. Cook and it’s just… AI visuals and a prerecorded set.
August 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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One of my friends asked me if I still had PCD
Meme format - a news clip of a man in Turkey being interviewed. Two panels. Dialogue: "Fortunately Post-Con Depression is over. Now it's time for Regular Depression"
August 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It’s a few lines but I can cheat.

What’s the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema?
Screenshots from Everything Everywhere All at Once. An alternate universe version of Waynond Wang is shown, played by Ke Huy Quan. The dialogue reads: “When I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naïve. It is strategic and necessary. It’s how I’ve learned to survive through everything.”
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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see a back, post a gyATT

Art by @uromatsu.bsky.social
Nellie, a female red panda with an enormous butt, is on a crowded subway train. She’s facing away from the viewer. Her short shorts are riding up, further emphasizing the size and roundness of her big buttcheeks. A character in the foreground is sitting, eye level with Nellie’s butt, starting at it with hearts in their eyes without her knowing.
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I was blown away but this fantastic piece I got from @mio.lagomorphosis.org of three of my OCs wandering from the nude beach to the clothed areas of town, seeing how close they can get without being seen. Thanks so much!
Art by Mio Astra. Three figures are shown walking towards the viewer along a boardwalk in Cherry Grove, NY. The sun is out, and the trees are lush and green, as are the plants growing over the edge of the boardwalk. All three are nude. On the left is Yvonne, a female capybara. She has average-sized breasts, some chub, and wide hips. She's wearing nothing but a pair of sunglasses, resting on her head. Her short hair is dyed cyan. She's talking to Brocade on our right, possibly getting distracted by his erection. Brocade is on stage right of the image. He is a short pine marten, with darker fur coloring along his muzzle, his arms, his outer thighs, and his calves and five-toed footpaws. His long tail trails behind him. He looks to be feeling a mix of excitement and embarrassment, trying and failing to cover up his erection, which is slightly longer than his hands. The pink glans is exposed with the foreskin rolled back. Between them is Carol, a curvy transfemme sheep, slightly taller than Yvonne and Brocade. Her fur is dark, but her hair, made of wool, is white, and covers her eyes. She looks animated, talking or laughing. She's nude like the other two. Her breasts are big and sag naturally, with wide areolae and with nipples pierced by hoop piercings (these are less safe irl, but hey, this is fantasy). She has a little more pudge than Yvonne, some of it in her thick thighs. Yvonne's flaccid penis sways as she walks. It's mostly covered by foreskin, and looks 8 inches long in its flaccid state. She also has hooves. Cherry Grove has clothing-optional beaches, but clothing is required elsewhere. These three characters are streaking, seeing what they can get away with.
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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How about my girl Carol?
A reference sheet for a thicc transfemme sheep. The ref sheet shows her big boobs, big butt, big cock, and slight chub.
August 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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"No game has made me both laugh and cry as hard as Undertale. This game broke all the rules and taught me not to worry so much about the "right" way of making things.
July 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I guess this is the one option available when you’re not into D/s or pain (or just not very trusting in general)
Survey results. It reads below: The Fetishist (66.7%) match. You are a connoisseur of the specific and sensational, where desire ignites through a particular scent, texture, or act others might overlook but that sets your senses ablaze. BDSM transcends broad dominance or submission for you; it's about exquisite details that make each moment electric.
July 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I have to admit I have a thing for pool toys with an air valve as a navel. Art by @rickgriffin.bsky.social
Colored digital art by Rick Griffin. We see his shapeshifting kangaroo OC, West, as a living, inflatable pool toy. He is floating in an outdoor swimming pool, wearing only a pair sunglasses with small, circular, rose-tinted lenses. West appears muscular and cut, with a slim waist, large, powerful thighs, and a big tail. He is shown to be null, i.e. having no genitals. His navel is a tantalizing air valve with a protective flap, suggesting he can be inflated by blowing into this suggestive inlet. He’s floating on his back, his arms behind his head, and oriented such that his head is close to the viewer, and he’s craning his neck back to give us a seductive look. Next to him is a small fox pool toy, resembling Karishad.
July 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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See a blowjob, post a blowjob.

Art: @tolok.bsky.social
Alistair and Urthibe are mine
Comic. Panel 1: Alistair the twink deer and Urthibe the strong, fat Asian black bear are talking at a nude house party. Alistair is looking at Urthibe’s big penis curiously. Panel 2: Alistair tugs on Urthibe foreskin’s, revealing the shiny, black glans. Panel 3: Alistair services Urthibe’s hardening cock, licking inside Urthibe’s foreskin and all around the glans. Panel 4: Alistair sucks Urthibe’s cock. Panel 5: a view from inside Alistair’s mouth. We see Urthibe’s big dick taking up much of the shot. Urthibe is cumming.
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM