Thanks. I feel better now. Off to look for some Higgs bosons then.

The moon is 1/400 the size of the sun, but also 1/400 the distance from Earth, which probably makes it an alien satellite, right?

Yeah but the moon is hollow and houses a secret alien base. Also I don't believe you.

Bummed for the Sox, but hard not to feel good for Schlittler. Instant Yankees legend right there.

Kinda puts more pressure on Wilyer to get back sooner too :/

Oracle buying MySQL was the best thing that ever happened to Postgres. (Kidding. Well, mostly. Maybe 98% kidding, 2% kernel of truth?) Nice DocumentDB thoughts. Will be watching! 👀

agreed

I don't know German, but I'm generally supportive of the schadenfreude vibes here.

Dang. 😱