BroadwayJoeFYVM
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I play with your food. Yes, I washed my hands first. Would rather vote for a rash than a fascist traitor because you can cure a rash.
Maybe they'll sign Yoshihiko....
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Maybe they'll sign Yoshihiko....
That guy is clearly off his meds. Skinflint Stanton would rather trade half the team away for a bag of peanuts, and surround his show ponies with cardboard cutouts of players.
See the 2025 @mariners.com exactly for what they were - an anomaly that won't be repeated again for another 20 years.
See the 2025 @mariners.com exactly for what they were - an anomaly that won't be repeated again for another 20 years.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That guy is clearly off his meds. Skinflint Stanton would rather trade half the team away for a bag of peanuts, and surround his show ponies with cardboard cutouts of players.
See the 2025 @mariners.com exactly for what they were - an anomaly that won't be repeated again for another 20 years.
See the 2025 @mariners.com exactly for what they were - an anomaly that won't be repeated again for another 20 years.
"Any team" not including @mariners.com, as usual.
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"Any team" not including @mariners.com, as usual.
Another list @mariners.com will never be on.
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Another list @mariners.com will never be on.
That depends upon which team Skinflint Stanton trades them off to.
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
That depends upon which team Skinflint Stanton trades them off to.
And I have a bridge that I'd like to sell you.
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And I have a bridge that I'd like to sell you.
Welp, looks like the Mariners' curse carries on. Looking forward to Skinflint Stanton's inevitable announcement of offseason payroll cuts. He's not gonna let this mistake happen again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Welp, looks like the Mariners' curse carries on. Looking forward to Skinflint Stanton's inevitable announcement of offseason payroll cuts. He's not gonna let this mistake happen again.
And a cheap POS of an owner that'll probably trade half of the team away in the offseason.
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
And a cheap POS of an owner that'll probably trade half of the team away in the offseason.
Dinner for the missus & I while we're housesitting for my dad while he's on yet another cruise. Braised and roasted pork belly with fried rice and miso soup.
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dinner for the missus & I while we're housesitting for my dad while he's on yet another cruise. Braised and roasted pork belly with fried rice and miso soup.
There's still plenty of time for them to fail like they always do.
September 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There's still plenty of time for them to fail like they always do.
And still no World Series appearances, let alone wins.
September 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
And still no World Series appearances, let alone wins.
And The Fade continues.
September 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And The Fade continues.
And yet we already know how the story will end - the same way it does every year. The late-season fade is already underway, and all that's left is the last-minute surge that winds up falling short by a game or two. Then Skinflint Stanton counts his profits before announcing offseason payroll cuts.
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And yet we already know how the story will end - the same way it does every year. The late-season fade is already underway, and all that's left is the last-minute surge that winds up falling short by a game or two. Then Skinflint Stanton counts his profits before announcing offseason payroll cuts.
Same old story, same old song-and-dance. They'll miss the playoffs while "remaining competitive" yet again, then Skinflint Stanton will count his profits before announcing another round of offseason payroll cuts.
And while I'd love to be proven wrong, history shows that I'll be proven right.
And while I'd love to be proven wrong, history shows that I'll be proven right.
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Same old story, same old song-and-dance. They'll miss the playoffs while "remaining competitive" yet again, then Skinflint Stanton will count his profits before announcing another round of offseason payroll cuts.
And while I'd love to be proven wrong, history shows that I'll be proven right.
And while I'd love to be proven wrong, history shows that I'll be proven right.
FUN FACT: Maximo is part of the Alvarado family dynasty. His brother is Psycho Clown, and his father was Brazo de Plata (aka Super Porky).
August 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
FUN FACT: Maximo is part of the Alvarado family dynasty. His brother is Psycho Clown, and his father was Brazo de Plata (aka Super Porky).
And the annual @mariners.com fade-out continues.....
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
And the annual @mariners.com fade-out continues.....
