It was a way of figuring out whether you are the same Pete Marchetto who was in Sheffield in the 1980s. I bloody loved Hula. You reviewed a band I was in once and likened us to “Hula in a frenzied jam”. We took it as a compliment!

Is Hula the band you’re referring to here, by any chance?

I’m really going to miss you guys, you’ve done a fantastic job. All the best, UTB

So we’re now sponsored by a betting company. That sucks. I’d rather we had no shirt sponsor at all. And if the new owners offer ‘naming rights’ to BDTBL it will be a dark day indeed

Since the airport’s a private company, surely it is their responsibility (not the taxpayer’s) to make sure that they have backup power supply?

This is wholly accurate, IMO

Dentists need to charge less. My fees have increased 50% in 3 years. Patients are being fleeced. See also: veterinary fees

But they have access to the data that Siri collects, right?

Is it me, or are many Forest fans, like you, extraordinarily ungracious winners?

Why are you sharing the thoughts of this arsehole? Serious question. We all KNOW he’s an arsehole and don’t need reminding of it, IMO

Certainly does! UTB!!