If video games were realistic, white people would take periodic damage from being in the sun

The reconstruction era saw the most radical social progress America had ever seen, and post-reconstruction saw an immediate regression back to apartheid and herrenvolk democracy. The reconstruction was only possible through violence and the threat of violence (which is, btw, one of only two tools

Sometimes when people are upset by something someone said and you ask them to repeat back what the offending party said, they’ll say something different. They have a fundamentally different sense of what was said than the speaker. When we decode a text, we are imparting meaning onto that text, whi-

It seems like very few cis people want to see a confident trans woman. Transphobes obviously hate it, but, strangely, lots of “allies” seem to feel the same way. When a trans woman expresses TOO much confidence, “allies” will be there to knock her down a peg just as much as a transphobe would.

Those who can make focaccia mock me with every fold of their yeasty doughs, with every crisp, crackling bite.

It’s always so interesting hearing Carly Simon on Elephant’s Memory. It’s just not the kind of project I expect her to be on, but her voice just fits it so well! It adds so much, I feel, that I couldn’t imagine that album without Simon’s vocals honestly

*hornier than I’ve ever been* yeah I’m just so silly rn

Oh boy, I’ve finished almost all my closing tasks and now I just have to sweep and mop
The customers walking in 3 minutes before close:

I’ll never dig a hole as deep as the Kola Superdeep Borehole. What’s the fucking point

Noooo don’t shower, you’re so sexy ahaha.

I agree with the popular consensus that my overactive saliva glands make me hotter but it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. I wish I could have all the benefits without drool coming out half the time I bend over. But we have to take the good with the bad. That’s life. Drool is a lot like life really.