Was truly an insane statement to make live. You can’t win the Heisman with a clutch TD pass (and drive—it was all very good!) that was required because you underperformed all day and threw what would otherwise have been a back-breaking INT to lose the game

I considered The Goo Goo Dolls in that spot, too. Saw them live this summer and 20+ years ago, so good!

Mitch Hedberg: “An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.” The leader of the free world: “The stairs should be arrested.”

Also v important message from mgmt:

The Parking Spot airport parking app sends push notifications about things like weekend specials. “I wasn’t planning on parking at the airport this weekend, in part because I wasn’t planning to go to the airport this weekend, but if I miss this deal I’m basically losing money…”

-ly good, you mean?

Not when there’s a basketball court in it for the 2024 ASG

“You’re probably wondering how I got here…”

Probably same number, just in Indy

As a recently relieved Hoosier

Evergreen