The refs did the Isles a favor with one

Unbelievable that they both won the lottery *and* got this kind of player. In retrospect, I am so happy the Isles got their asses kicked by the Rangers last year

I swear their business plan is “if it ain’t broke, break it”

She’ll kick his ass when they move on to the feats of strength

If he goes after Mace I have $500
on him re-using “Crazy Nancy”

Doctors with tears in their eyes saying sir you have the best MRIs ever

I don’t see much benefit to going on television to distinguish pedophilia from statutory rape, but then again I also don’t harangue pierogi vendors

thank you for your attention to this diss track

ALL OF THIS meshugas is the fault of two Trump appointees who are both auditioning for SCOTUS.

There is no effing way the court should have intervened in Boasberg's inquiry into the administration's apparent contempt of court. These two halted the inquiry for 7 months, as a gift to their patron.

If only there had been a good dog with a gun to stop him