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Britt Z
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Because I’m 5 ft 2, I wanna dance with you. And I’m sophisticated fun.
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Photograph of a three-panel meme. The left panel shows a smiling man in a light blue button-up shirt, with the word "MARRY" below him. The middle panel shows a serious-looking man in a dark suit and red tie, with the word "FUCK" below him. The right panel shows a black and white wire-haired dog lying in green grass, with the word "KILL" below it.
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM