Britton Taylor
@brittontaylor.bsky.social
Freelance Strategist / Former W+K / Trail Blazers
Few things better than hiking in Oregon
July 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Few things better than hiking in Oregon
Portland remains undefeated
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Portland remains undefeated
Should I buy a billboard in Portland and put this on it? Asking for a friend.
March 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Should I buy a billboard in Portland and put this on it? Asking for a friend.
We were told we were all getting jetpacks
March 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We were told we were all getting jetpacks
I've enjoyed an ironic mullet for 3 months but the wife finally put her foot down. So I asked ChatGPT to write a short 'In Memorium' LOL
March 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've enjoyed an ironic mullet for 3 months but the wife finally put her foot down. So I asked ChatGPT to write a short 'In Memorium' LOL
My opportunity to get arrested by an authoritarian regime draws closer!
March 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My opportunity to get arrested by an authoritarian regime draws closer!
No eggs at the grocery store for the second day in a row. Thanks Donald Trump!
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No eggs at the grocery store for the second day in a row. Thanks Donald Trump!
We need a wholesale change of Dem leadership in D.C. They are simply not up to the challenge.
February 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We need a wholesale change of Dem leadership in D.C. They are simply not up to the challenge.
Valentine's Day gift from my partner. She really gets me.
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Valentine's Day gift from my partner. She really gets me.
I hated the ad about hate LOL
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I hated the ad about hate LOL
Today the leftist "judge" took away the Proud Boys trademark. Thankfully, they reached out to me this morning for a new identity and logo and I agreed to take on the job. This is a quick turnaround, so please let me know which logo you are liking in the comments! Appreciate you all.
February 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today the leftist "judge" took away the Proud Boys trademark. Thankfully, they reached out to me this morning for a new identity and logo and I agreed to take on the job. This is a quick turnaround, so please let me know which logo you are liking in the comments! Appreciate you all.
100% confident that nobody at Capital One will go to jail for stealing $2B.
January 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
100% confident that nobody at Capital One will go to jail for stealing $2B.
At 3-8, this guy is still vaccinated against winning
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
At 3-8, this guy is still vaccinated against winning
Happy 4th everyone!
July 4, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Happy 4th everyone!