Delusional in the way I believe I can learn enough PHP and MySQL today to be able to set up the structure for this website.

I *specifically* decided to become a librarian because I liked not having to worry about profits; I mentioned it in my personal statement for grad school.

If they make me go commercial, the ink won't even be dry when I hand in my resignation .

Library emails be like:
- chairs delivered
- chairs removed
- vending machine broken
- error on website
- state governor is coming to shit in our left shoes
- chairs re-delivered