My friends gave me enough notice (several years) that they were planning on having a baby, so I was able to make them a children's book about their cat going to look for them after they leave for the hospital to have their son.

Redwall themed spread a la @redwallfeasts.bsky.social

Don't mind if I do

Made one recently! I promise it tastes better than it looks

I highly recommend "Redwall" as a dinner party theme

Need to clean my desk

When a lighthouse dims its light, it's called "occulting" #TIL

According to Sam Bankman-Fried, Trad Widow is statistically more likely to be a great work of literature than Hamlet.

Trust SBF. He has never been wrong. Read Trad Widow today.

Novels, like children, need 1000 hours outside #amediting

Readers of my novel Trad Widow have told me "none of these words are in the Bible"

Recent analysis reveals that 29.6% of the words in Trad Widow actually appear in the King James Bible

A fitting notification to get while reading Eliza Clark's Penance

Trad Widow now available for preorder: www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2C1JBD...

Trying my hand at modern book promotion