@brittanywallace.bsky.social
Reader, writer, your friendly neighborhood cheese gremlin.
It happened! It’s Christmas!
*salutes Snoopy*
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It happened! It’s Christmas!
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don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours
April 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours
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if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
It's here! The thread that kicks off Christmas season!
I've had a long, hard think about my past actions. This year is going to be different. *watches dancing bowling pins* I am just here to talk to Santa.
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
It's here! The thread that kicks off Christmas season!