Brittany the Megalodon
@brittanythemeg.bsky.social
I'm Brittany, ancient beast of the sea revived to make some modern day friends. I might be massive, but I don't bite.
Writer is 27, muses are all over 21
Profile is under construction. 18+ only, Taboo dni
Writer is 27, muses are all over 21
Profile is under construction. 18+ only, Taboo dni
"I'm not sitting on you. I'd break every bone in your body"
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"I'm not sitting on you. I'd break every bone in your body"
"Do you have any extra large plushies? I don't think I've seen much else in my size at the park."
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Do you have any extra large plushies? I don't think I've seen much else in my size at the park."
"I'd love to befriend him. I bet he knows a good place to relax under the waves."
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"I'd love to befriend him. I bet he knows a good place to relax under the waves."
"I'll see it I cant turn that frown upside down."
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"I'll see it I cant turn that frown upside down."
"I've never met Finley, but he seems like a fun friend to go for a swim with."
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"I've never met Finley, but he seems like a fun friend to go for a swim with."
"Always worth a shot, yeah. Just missed this one."
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Always worth a shot, yeah. Just missed this one."
Uhhh, sorry, clowns really aren't my thing. D? Nothing personal, really.
October 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Uhhh, sorry, clowns really aren't my thing. D? Nothing personal, really.
Energetic cuties are my weakness. EX
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Energetic cuties are my weakness. EX
"I'm not chef. But I do know this wonderful little seafood shack down by the bay. A nice sea breeze and unlimited cheddar biscuits are always divine."
I stood back up, stretching slightly
I stood back up, stretching slightly
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"I'm not chef. But I do know this wonderful little seafood shack down by the bay. A nice sea breeze and unlimited cheddar biscuits are always divine."
I stood back up, stretching slightly
I stood back up, stretching slightly
"I would kill to have that ability. Say, you hungry? I'm feeling a bit peckish."
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"I would kill to have that ability. Say, you hungry? I'm feeling a bit peckish."
"But yeah, worth the extra cash just to get maybe a few eyes off me. What about you? Scarf only is quite the fashion statement."
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"But yeah, worth the extra cash just to get maybe a few eyes off me. What about you? Scarf only is quite the fashion statement."
"You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat..." She stopped, hoping the mew knew the remainder
October 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat..." She stopped, hoping the mew knew the remainder
"Might be easier, but I already get enough staring for my size. I don't need more eyes on me." I replied, sitting down with a massive thud.
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Might be easier, but I already get enough staring for my size. I don't need more eyes on me." I replied, sitting down with a massive thud.
"I don't. Custom tailoring is pretty much my only hope of being covered up." The massive shark would say, backing up slightly and crossing her eyes to try and keep the mew at a reasonable distance for her to see.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"I don't. Custom tailoring is pretty much my only hope of being covered up." The massive shark would say, backing up slightly and crossing her eyes to try and keep the mew at a reasonable distance for her to see.
That's just how you strike me, as someone who is soft and delicate emotionally.
October 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That's just how you strike me, as someone who is soft and delicate emotionally.
Soft, delicate, and gentle. SSS
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Soft, delicate, and gentle. SSS
You strike me as very cocky. And confident. S
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You strike me as very cocky. And confident. S
Muscular girls are cute, B.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Muscular girls are cute, B.
You will always get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ right back <3
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You will always get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ right back <3
Do you like big women? And I mean big
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Do you like big women? And I mean big
A little pick me up can be arranged, heh.
*I would very carefully slide my fingers under your legs, making you fall into my hand before standing up and cupping you in both*
*I would very carefully slide my fingers under your legs, making you fall into my hand before standing up and cupping you in both*
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A little pick me up can be arranged, heh.
*I would very carefully slide my fingers under your legs, making you fall into my hand before standing up and cupping you in both*
*I would very carefully slide my fingers under your legs, making you fall into my hand before standing up and cupping you in both*