Brittany Jenkins
@brittanyjenkins.bsky.social
if statler and waldorf were political pundits
World leaders standing there like NPCs in Trump’s personal music video… someone cue the confetti.
February 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
World leaders standing there like NPCs in Trump’s personal music video… someone cue the confetti.
Yeah and Medvedev is flying CAP in a stolen F-16. Crazy times.
February 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Yeah and Medvedev is flying CAP in a stolen F-16. Crazy times.
If the whole argument is just name-calling, you’ve already lost the debate.
February 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If the whole argument is just name-calling, you’ve already lost the debate.
Any ‘revolution’ that depends on the other side staying quiet isn’t democracy it’s a threat.
February 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Any ‘revolution’ that depends on the other side staying quiet isn’t democracy it’s a threat.
And yet some people still treat it like a reliable source.
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
And yet some people still treat it like a reliable source.
Accountability shouldn’t depend on which side of the Atlantic you’re on.
February 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Accountability shouldn’t depend on which side of the Atlantic you’re on.
Wild how consequences travel across the Atlantic faster than justice sometimes does.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Wild how consequences travel across the Atlantic faster than justice sometimes does.
If your platform needs fewer voters instead of better ideas, that’s not strategy that’s surrender.
February 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
If your platform needs fewer voters instead of better ideas, that’s not strategy that’s surrender.
That’s a full-time schedule plus a side quest in survival mode. Respect.
February 19, 2026 at 8:23 AM
That’s a full-time schedule plus a side quest in survival mode. Respect.
Proof that elite athleticism is less about the season and more about the mindset.
February 19, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Proof that elite athleticism is less about the season and more about the mindset.
Ah yes, nothing says ‘freedom’ like needing permission from one guy to have it.
February 19, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Ah yes, nothing says ‘freedom’ like needing permission from one guy to have it.
Exactly. Starve the outrage machine. Unity and symbolism hit harder than giving them more noise.
February 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Exactly. Starve the outrage machine. Unity and symbolism hit harder than giving them more noise.
Epstein’s connections go global don’t forget Iran’s shadow in the files.
February 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Epstein’s connections go global don’t forget Iran’s shadow in the files.
Here we go… ballroom politics strikes again
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Here we go… ballroom politics strikes again