brrrrrrrittany 🥶
@brittanyjanae97.bsky.social
welcome to the “spout every shitpost thought you’ve ever had” show
when the walmart auto center blows up i don’t want to hear the complaints
June 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
when the walmart auto center blows up i don’t want to hear the complaints
me resisting the urge to sit like a raging bisexual in the middle of a medical administration course
June 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
me resisting the urge to sit like a raging bisexual in the middle of a medical administration course
i don’t like to brag often but i did get “everybody wants to rule the world” on my first ride of guardian of the galaxy cosmic rewind 🙂↕️
May 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i don’t like to brag often but i did get “everybody wants to rule the world” on my first ride of guardian of the galaxy cosmic rewind 🙂↕️
just spent fifteen straight minutes on the phone with my dad talking about what he does in the gym🙄
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
just spent fifteen straight minutes on the phone with my dad talking about what he does in the gym🙄
the blessings continue to flow but i did have to sacrifice my face wash. a small price to pay
April 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
the blessings continue to flow but i did have to sacrifice my face wash. a small price to pay
may hermes the god of travelers continue to bless me
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
may hermes the god of travelers continue to bless me
this man on the bus looked like mr darcy and no one was paying enough attention to validate my observation
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
this man on the bus looked like mr darcy and no one was paying enough attention to validate my observation
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No flirting happened, but I did lose spectacularly at board games 🧍🏽♀️
Will I flirt with my ex situationship at Easter dinner tomorrow 🤔 tune in to find out
April 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
No flirting happened, but I did lose spectacularly at board games 🧍🏽♀️
not giving up on this bleet thing until it blows up
April 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
not giving up on this bleet thing until it blows up
ranted to my mom. pounded my fists on the floor like a five year old. stewed for a little bit. i guess im fine now 😒
April 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
ranted to my mom. pounded my fists on the floor like a five year old. stewed for a little bit. i guess im fine now 😒
IM SUCH A FUCKING IDITOOTTTTTTTTWTYFFFKSKKKMMNNN
April 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
IM SUCH A FUCKING IDITOOTTTTTTTTWTYFFFKSKKKMMNNN
im going on a coffee date tomorrow?? with someone cute!?!??? i love my life
April 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
im going on a coffee date tomorrow?? with someone cute!?!??? i love my life
random dreamville festival goer: “whoever has the cigarette, please, love yourself” 😭
April 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
random dreamville festival goer: “whoever has the cigarette, please, love yourself” 😭
if my friends bleet about me crying at a music festival it’s all fabricated and exaggerated
April 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
if my friends bleet about me crying at a music festival it’s all fabricated and exaggerated
i can’t believe i get to watch two idiots fill up a water bottle with lemonade on a moving train for free
April 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i can’t believe i get to watch two idiots fill up a water bottle with lemonade on a moving train for free
someone take a picture of me quick I finally look like a pinterest girlie
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
someone take a picture of me quick I finally look like a pinterest girlie
just saw a basket of baby otters on tumblr *insert pic of girl who’s gonna be okay*
March 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
just saw a basket of baby otters on tumblr *insert pic of girl who’s gonna be okay*
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just bought two rose quartz stones im gonna be off the market very soon
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March 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
just bought two rose quartz stones im gonna be off the market very soon
i actually hate thinking about space. looking at pictures of planets fills me with so much anxiety and dread i can’t explain it
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i actually hate thinking about space. looking at pictures of planets fills me with so much anxiety and dread i can’t explain it
IM READY TO BE OUTSIDE IM READY TO MEET NEE LEOPLE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND LRACTJCE FLIRTING AND BE MESSY IM SICK KF THE WINTERRRRRRRUGHHHCCHNMAAAJHCCC
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
IM READY TO BE OUTSIDE IM READY TO MEET NEE LEOPLE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND LRACTJCE FLIRTING AND BE MESSY IM SICK KF THE WINTERRRRRRRUGHHHCCHNMAAAJHCCC
my brain is hardwired for fanfiction and shipping only i carved this lifestyle with my bare hands
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my brain is hardwired for fanfiction and shipping only i carved this lifestyle with my bare hands
I think I want an iPad to draw with but I don’t want it to be another useless hobby
January 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I think I want an iPad to draw with but I don’t want it to be another useless hobby
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something came over me
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
something came over me
i think i’m going to be really upset if i have a gender reveal party and it turns out to be a boy. i just can’t be know as someone who brought another male into this world
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i think i’m going to be really upset if i have a gender reveal party and it turns out to be a boy. i just can’t be know as someone who brought another male into this world