Just got choked half to death on yogurt talking to a viewer about a story. I tried to be professional but oh well.

What i wouldn't give to be able to carve out a corner of newscast to just broadcast kittens on warm windowsills purring softy.

I'm tired of having allergies. I've done ten years of shots and tried everything on the market. Singular was a godsend until it turned my brain into the Green Goblin when I was 25. Can someone take the goblin clause out of Singular? I miss it.

I have a lot of plants. I like them a lot.

Can't explain how happy I am for it to be above freezing.

Fine. I guess.