Brittany Carney
brittany-goblin.bsky.social
Brittany Carney
@brittany-goblin.bsky.social
Bitchard Cryer. Standup comic and writer in NYC. Seen on HBO Max, Comedy Central, and Don’t Tell.
Well! There’s always (arguably) next year
January 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In 2013 I ice skated with 2 friends by DC’s national archives, on an otherwise empty rink. Lionel Ritchie’s “All Night Long” blared too loudly. With few bodies to mitigate the sound waves, the mid-to-hi tempo blasted off the ice and plexiglass fence. Perhaps the last time I felt true adrenaline.
December 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Boxing day’s up, New Year’s Eve around the corner. The taint of the Gregorian calendar
December 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I don’t understand the turn of phrase “panties drop.” They don’t drop, or shouldn’t rather, because if they did, they’d be too big. Their removal, whether by you or another, is rather more of a “yank,” or “maneuver.” Anyway new to the app what are you guys talking about on here
December 27, 2024 at 2:07 AM