My favorite type of tea is the kind that doesn’t effect me directly but I know everyone involved just enough so that it still makes my jaw drop all the way to the floor

Where’s that guy from the Taylor swift auction????

THIS is how he became president in the first place. THIS is why the department of ed is the first to go. They rely on fucking idiots to remain fucking idiots.

Pronouncing caramel like caramel.

So this time around when he says something like “fire into the crowed, I don’t care who gets hit and where” there will be no “pussies” in the room to remind him that making that order is ILLEGAL.

1) He’s got the house and the senate. 2) During his first term he had adult supervision. This time those adults refuse to associate him.
3) he and his cabinet will “fix it so good” that we as a country will be clawing our way out of this hole for GENERATIONS.