BrittaFritta
@brittafritta.bsky.social
Just a Person, in the World. Will socialize with your dog at parties. Twitter Refugee. Deaf/ASL user 🦻🏻🧏🏼♀️🌊🌊🌊 United States
We literally want MORE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS and safety regulations. But pull-up bars it is, I guess.
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We literally want MORE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS and safety regulations. But pull-up bars it is, I guess.
The lack of self awareness is staggering.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The lack of self awareness is staggering.
He thinks he’s Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He thinks he’s Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
Except there is no war. No war has been declared or approved by congress.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Except there is no war. No war has been declared or approved by congress.
Ah, yes. The Incredible Hurricane Stopping Lever that is right next to the Diet Coke button on his desk.
The Simpsons Lever GIF
ALT: The Simpsons Lever GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ah, yes. The Incredible Hurricane Stopping Lever that is right next to the Diet Coke button on his desk.
They just did the MRIs because they wanted to gape in awe at his big beautiful genius brain and superior McDonalds-fed organs
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They just did the MRIs because they wanted to gape in awe at his big beautiful genius brain and superior McDonalds-fed organs
Mama always told me to dress up when I fly so that at least when the plane crashes, I'll look presentable when the medical examiners bag my corpse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Mama always told me to dress up when I fly so that at least when the plane crashes, I'll look presentable when the medical examiners bag my corpse.
🎶The Leopards are eating each other's faces🎶
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🎶The Leopards are eating each other's faces🎶
I just snort-laughed so loud, my neighbors two streets away heard me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I just snort-laughed so loud, my neighbors two streets away heard me.
Oh my. Oh dear. Well, I guess I better go scoop the cat box now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh my. Oh dear. Well, I guess I better go scoop the cat box now.
I really wish the banner read "The Last Days of Trump"
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I really wish the banner read "The Last Days of Trump"
Just look at those piggy piggety piggish eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just look at those piggy piggety piggish eyes.
He thinks he's still on The Apprentice.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
He thinks he's still on The Apprentice.