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britta.bsky.social
britta
@britta.bsky.social
public defender who screams a lot
an eluding where they neither saw him or caught him and he starts describing the driver of the cop car chasing him and how much they suck at it.

i’m always one to point out when a cop sucks but you know, not when IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT TIES YOU TO THE CRIME
November 27, 2023 at 2:29 AM
they ask him if he wants a lawyer.

“no, i’ll be fine!”

he was not fine.
November 27, 2023 at 2:28 AM
he loves his little shelf
August 22, 2023 at 12:20 AM
moth dress!
August 22, 2023 at 12:18 AM
i like it because people with auto updates on cannot be trusted
August 2, 2023 at 12:09 AM
i love him
July 26, 2023 at 7:06 PM
i can’t wait and he better use it!!!
July 26, 2023 at 2:46 PM
unfortunately the judge made us have a hearing for this and he didn’t yell at them even once. judge’s little favorites once again!
July 25, 2023 at 12:43 AM