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harpy
@britneighspurs.bsky.social
25 MDNI
someone said I look like Marilyn Monroe after she ate Lizzo
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Reposted by harpy
Happy New Year meteorites 💖
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
i forgot how bright fireworks are 😎
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
OH MY GOD
there was just a sad chapter :(
reading palace of varieties and…oh mein gott… absolutely filthy kinkster debauchery
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
feeling strange
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
there was just a sad chapter :(
reading palace of varieties and…oh mein gott… absolutely filthy kinkster debauchery
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i kinda need a boo thang
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
at work but my mind is on fantasy oc dwelf stud who lives in my head
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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How it feels having to work today
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i get mad esoteric off that OPN
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
new handle alert
britney spears is wearing a red jumpsuit and says i did it again .
ALT: britney spears is wearing a red jumpsuit and says i did it again .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
do i have any fortnite festival oomfs
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
new book makes many references to shilling pence and pounds when the characters buy things and idk what’s going on
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my neck hurts so bad today (stress + freezing) someone please come massage 💆🏻‍♀️
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
2026 is the year i commit to an all black wardrobe
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
convinced i need to speak with an astrocartographer
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is by and far the worst experience with a hospital I have ever had. I understand being busy, but patients should not be forgotten or take a backseat bc other work needs to be done. We haven’t received transparency about anything all night and when we finally got fed up with it and asked to
grandma is in the hospital with shortness of breath and disorientation and the nurses and dr keep coming in pressing her about illicit drug use

i’m trying to be very respectful but idk how many times i can tell them the woman lives straight as a board before i go off the deep end
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
WAAAAIT Timothée gets spanked in Marty Supreme?? i’m sat
plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
ALT: plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
reading palace of varieties and…oh mein gott… absolutely filthy kinkster debauchery
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
thank you for the well wishes everyone 🫶🏻
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
you are hereby sentenced to 25 years of khia chop hoe
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
grandma is in the hospital with shortness of breath and disorientation and the nurses and dr keep coming in pressing her about illicit drug use

i’m trying to be very respectful but idk how many times i can tell them the woman lives straight as a board before i go off the deep end
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
:3
December 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
playing outlast trials tn with my sister :D
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Amarillo by Morning is stuck in my head so bad
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM