Proceeds to tie the local talent into a pretzel.

Typical Zack Sabre Jr Things.

"Oh, you know Walt.... I'm sorry... Gunther? You can ask your Ring General himself about facing me. There was a time that Europe was dominated by Zack Sabre Jr vs Gunther."

He gives a smirk as he gets back on the microphone.

"And while I can admit that we went back and forth in who won or lost,-

CONFIRMED MATCH!

We can announce that @kaiserdemands.bsky.social will face off against @britishfrontman.bsky.social on #BRWCoronation!

While Kaiser is an illegitimate champion - the company have decided that the winner of this bout shall walk away with the Interplanetary Title!

Cue the tron as the Frontman of TMDK comes out, holding a mic.

"Stealing a phrase from Billy No Brains here but Holy Hell. Look who it is. It's Ludwig Kaiser. Lovely, ain't he?"

The Technical Wizard gives a bit of a smirk as he looks out.

"Says a lot of things too while he has a title that he-

"You've got the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Simply lovely, isn't it?"

BRW is excited to announce that we’ve signed @britishfrontman.bsky.social as a wrestler!

A true master of wrestling technique and British strong style will surely shake-up our growing roster!

“IS THAT FUCKING ZACK SABRE JR!?”

“𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑳𝑼𝑫𝑾𝑰𝑮 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑹⁉️”

“THEY HAVE GUYS FROM NEW JAPAN 𝑨𝑵𝑫 WWE!?”

ʀᴇᴄʀᴜɪᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛ

❤️ - to be considered for joining the BRW roster!

If you are accepted you’ll be added to a discord server and to the roster list starter pack.

((Lemme get Zack hired and I may or may not interrupt a promo.))

"Nah, now that's proper tekkers, mate! My British Strong Style is the best pro wrestling in the world. It's the year of TMDK!"