You're waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap dressed in a red tartan dress with a big green bow on the back, white tights and patent leather shoes. Last year you leaked on Santa's lap so this year mummy padded you extra thick with frilly plastic pants, they just peek out the bottom of your dress.

Mommy made a scrapbook of all the super cute and blushy photos of you.

You certainly didn't expect her to take it out and show it to everyone and anyone who visited! Her gushing about her cute lil baby and you blushing like a ripe summer tomato!

You try to stay awake for one moment and then another. Desperate to stay awake and enjoy one more moment of heaven. As you nurse on mummy each suckle of rich milk flows warmly down your throat. As she strokes your hair you slowly lose the fight to keep your eyes open before succumbing to deep sleep