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Britality
@britality.bsky.social
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@br_tal_ty from the Bird Site. Animals, books, quirky stuff, video games, putting the "social" in social media. I was once shocked by an electric fence. Greater (much greater, like might as well be Iowa) Chicagoland area.
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This always makes me think of this tumbl
Tumblr screenshot: user blessyouhawkeye jokes if you get over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never heard a joke in their life. They follow up mocking typical responses like "why would you say that? Because it's funny" "why would you do that? Because it's a joke". The last note says "you guys will never believe what's happening to this post".
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Selfie of Brittany holding a diet coke can
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Blink blink.
Screenshot of email notification from PayPal that says one cent will be refunded.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Betrayal at Bathtub on the Hill
Corky, a tan and white corgi mix, lies on the floor with an accusing stare, very wet from a recent bath
September 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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A belated #caturday to you and yours.
A small black cat with a hairless belly and an orange Halloween collar curls up facing right against a larger tortie facing left, both upon a teal hoodie on a dark green couch cushion.
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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@magpie.tips most likely you have seen this already but I hope it still brings you joy
Meme with three panels: first has a bird with text "he snackle", second has two birds with "he attackle, but most importantly" and third has a bird with text "he grackle"
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Tumblr post: "there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in a academic context. Like I just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums and one's like 'of course there was a Paleolithic bear cult in northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eye and says "I'll kill you in real life, kevin". Reply post is a screenshot of some printed text that says "the Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled.
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Tumblr post that says "every time I move I crunch like popcorn" and a reply that says "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly"
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Pleased to meet you, I'm
Screenshot of listing of denim shorts simply titled Baggy Jort
August 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Feast your eyes on this beautiful child too
Screenshot of marketplace listing for 1988 Toyota hi ace van painted turquoise with red interior accents and red and yellow and navy stripe
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Traveling is great for McD's access 😂
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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@americanoonline.com should I try this for the sky
August 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Biblically accurate contact paper
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Purring cats: the original ASMR
Close up shot of Diane the tortie cat with a pink strawberry collar
July 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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This is great
Screenshot of die on this hill game website phrase generator that says "30-50 feral hogs is the cultured man's nostalgia"
July 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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One of my weekend estate sale acquisitions is quite popular with the cats this morning
Thad the black cat loafs on top of a tan wicker side table while Diane the tortie loafs underneath it
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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@americanoonline.com got me this and I am delighted every time I look at it because he looks like an eldritch horror corgi so he lives in the living room in a place of prominence
Plastic corgi bubble maker where the bubble wand apparatus is inside the corgi's gaping mouth
June 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Pigtails make you MORE capable of intense physical labor IMO
Selfie showing one of two tiny pigtails behind head
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I spend a lot of time trying to work like this
May 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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What if I paint this as art for my own home
Meme titled "the care tag on the back of my neck" with picture of cardboard box pictographs of umbrella with "fargile", up arrows with "keep dry", wine glass with "upwaprd" and follow up comment that says "this is what's hanging on our wall instead of "live, laugh, love"
May 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The average American has three friends
Cartoon Huey, Dewey, and Louie
May 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Delete this, this is incorrect. This is a Trans Lifeline number specifically for Canadians, the US Trans Lifeline number is still fully functional, 988 is used in Canada as well as the US for general suicide hotline access and neither have been shut down.
Screenshot of Trans Lifeline page showing phone numbers and times of operation
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The line for the cube is so long that Diane has fallen asleep
Thad the black cat is curled up inside a grey felt cube cat house Diane the tortie is sleeping on her side right next to the cube cat house
April 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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In another life I was definitely A Shoe Person
Screenshot of DSW black and white shoe with red straps and seashell shaped block heel
April 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM