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@britain.bsky.social
230 followers 470 following 490 posts
I only have a few followers
but they all started their own followings. Same @Britain from pretty much all the other socials. He his.
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These guys?
The assassination of Lee Harvey Oswald, but the prehistoric meme version where someone photoshopped them holding instruments so it looks like a jam sesh
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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LAR^RY’S LUNCH
Larry Kubiac always carried his lunch in a paper grocery bag labeled “LARY’S LUNCH” with the second R added after it was labeled. Did whoever packed his lunch make that mistake every day? Did Larry carefully reuse the same paper grocery bag, despite the error, for his lunch every day? Also, I just realized either Parker Lewis bought all his shirts at Dan Flashes, or all those guys getting in fights over shirts at Dan Flashes grew up watching Parker Lewis.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Tap the MCLS logo in the corner, then choose “add Library” and enter one of these. Enter your same card number.
MetroNet and Download Destination are probably the two most likely to have additional copies/shorter wait time
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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People complaining that there are no commercials on ESPN4K? They really do have everything on that app
Trent McGee @stmcgee “I love that, ESPN, the company who can't figure out how to put commercials on the 4K broadcast on YouTube TV (it's just a fan shot and dead silent) is now moving everything digital and owning the sports rights to everything. Cool” 8:10 PM • Sep 6, 2025
September 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
britain.bsky.social
I used the Evangelion title card maker to create a card for the Sunny crossover episode at Abbott Elementary
August 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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If you’re some kind of broadcasting nerd there’s a great bit at the very beginning of the new Fantastic Four movie. You know this isn’t our universe even before it’s identified as Earth-828, because here, ABC-TV is affiliated with…Westinghouse Broadcasting.
The first frame of “Fantastic Four First Steps,” a 1964 ABC-TV Special Presentation graphic from the Fantastic Four’s Earth-828, copyright 1964 by “ABC Westinghouse Productions.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The new Paramount logo is wild... Mark Hamill?
Mark Hamill standing in front of a Paramount Pictures logo at a comicon or something. His head is perfectly centerered in front of the mountain and the stars are ringing his head like a halo
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
(I had this subway sized)
Soul II Soul "Get a Life" promotional poster circa 1990. Jazzie B looks at the camera in sunglasses and a black knit "SOUL II SOUL" sweater.
June 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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So were the non-profit employees themselves plant-based, or were they employees of plant-based nonprofits? If only they would tell us.

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/s...
Two days later, they held a celebration at Tamerlaine Sanctuary & Preserve in Montague, N.J. The 202 guests - including plant-based nonprofit employees, hedge fund managers, alternative-protein-focused venture capitalists and political consultants — were invited to participate in "community-building breakout…
June 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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America's newest late night host: the billionaire owner of The Weather Channel, America's most trusted news source

www.msn.com/en-us/tv/new...

today.yougov.com/politics/art...
Title slide for "Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen," with Byron Allen, viewed from his left side, standing on his talk show set, widely grinning, looking up.
June 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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RIP Joe Don Baker. Remembering the time I had to throw together a Bond themed costume for a party and went with Jack Wade.
2017 Instructurecon James Bond themed costume party. On the right, a tuxedoed suave CSM; Britain on the left doing his best Jack Wade impression with clothes he had already packed.
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Would the fellow Bob Mould fan who brought a Canon PowerShot to take photos like to trade snaps? My AIM screen name is tecnix1200
A shot of the audience and stage at a crowded concert. In the center of the frame a concertgoer is holding up a point and shoot autofocus pocket digital camera to take a photo of the stage. Somehow I had the flash on, which is objectively the worst, but fortunately the house lights also came on at the exact same moment 😓
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Business on the left, glam on the right?
Medicare Cybertruck Self Defense Boss’ closeup as used on the truck, cropped to show just her right side with hair brushed back, frowning, looking very business Medicare Cybertruck Self Defense Boss’ closeup as used on the truck, cropped to show just her left side with hair cascading down over her shoulder, smiling
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Requiem for a Tweet (d. Aronofsky, 2025)
It’s the viral tweet from the “18 year old / 34 ACT / 4.0 GPA / 30M ARR business” kid who didn’t get admitted to a bunch of his favorite colleges. Replied to below by Darren Aronofsky, who says “come work on movies. you’re a natural storyteller”
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Corporate wants you to identify the difference between these two pictures
Nimari Turkish Olympic shooter
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I feel like there’s a name for the kind of guy who takes a photo of a mural in a chain restaurant and saves it for twelve years
Me in my 2021 remote worker company Halloween costune, Sickos Haha Yes
February 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Did anyone send you this one? It's from the first Ann Arbor Firehouse location, it was downtown near U-M central campus and only lasted about a year in 2013-2014
A painted Firehouse Subs mural depicting wolverine firefighters outside the gates of Michigan Stadium, making Brutus and Sparty carry their gear. One firefighter kicks Brutus' costume head with a child in a maize and blue jersey.
February 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
Newspaper ad for ABC’s “Vengeance Unlimited.” Michael Madsen is seen smirking at the camera with the captions “you remember the kid who bullied the bullies?” and “‘Sick, fun stuff’ - Rolling Stone”
January 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Bel-Mark Lanes and Twitter - two of my favorite hangouts and he obliterated them both in the course of like six months

annarborobserver.com/from-bowling...
Tesla Ann Arbor, built over a cool old bowling alley with good pizza
January 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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She blocked me, so I can’t tell her she’s got a point
One of two screens. @strwberri3zzz • 14h i actually dgaf about any european country being invaded or whatnot. that's THEIR business! where's the money you chained my ancestors for??? Two of two screens. @strwberri3zzz • 14h wait that's someone's handle, i gotta block them now @strwberri3zzz • 14h that nigga is probably looking @ this like what did i do, whole time im talking about the country
January 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
britain.bsky.social
I don’t know how much longer I got, so I’m gonna get real weird with it
Elon posted a meme about his crusade against the UK govt and said “just posting this meme could get you sent to prison in Britain” and then one of his jerkass followers replied and @-ed me. So I posted a screenshot and said “can I put both of the below in prison? Looking into this”
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
January 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The classic “rip to ur grandma but I’m different” meme but I crudely edited it so it says “rip to ur vols but I’〽️ different”
December 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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After the North Korean Surveillance Starbucks, I want to visit the McDonald’s Embassy where they check your papers
Quote from article about the arrest of Mangione: The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents.
December 11, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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It’s giving Warner Bros Seven Arts
Warner Bros 7 Arts studio logo from some movie called “Valley of Gwangi” or something
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM