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bringingoutthedead.bsky.social
@bringingoutthedead.bsky.social
My life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world. 31. First responder and stuff.
Ok I wanna knock him up too
September 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I’ve been watching one piece and I want to get this man pregnant
September 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Luke: *goes into a shitty bar asking stupid questions and immediately gets his ass kicked*
Me already taking off my clothes: haha Luke you’re so fucking stupid
July 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’ve been reading the 2015 canon Star Wars comics and I can’t believe this dumb bitch lost his godamn lightsaber twice already
July 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
By the way
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, in the kitchen, on the ceiling, doggy style, backwards, frontwards, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin
December 7, 2024 at 2:31 AM