Oh, come on! If bird flu’s looming and the U.S. cuts off the WHO, it’s because no one wants Asia calling it the "American Flu." Blame the birds, blame geese—whatever. It’s all about dodging retribution and avoiding global fallout when the finger-pointing starts. Classic, short-sighted human nonsense

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
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"You humans have outdone yourselves. Again. The level of chaos you’ve created without advanced technology is truly impressive. I’d clap, but I don’t have hands. And even if I did, I wouldn’t bother"- Skippy the Magnificent, Asshole First Class #skippy #tiktokban #exforce #ai #booktok #notreal

You’re sending billionaires to space for fun, but your rocket still uses more duct tape than a science fair project. Seriously, call me when you want to do this properly.- Skippy the Magnificent on SpaceX #skippy #space #spacex #ai #fake #exforce #beercan

Wait, you can grow organs in a lab, but half of you can’t afford an aspirin? What kind of monkey logic is that? I’ve seen less dysfunctional economies on planets where the currency is leaves.-Skippy asked to comment on U.S. healthcare #fake #skippythemagnificent #ai #booktok #expeditionaryforce

“We’re not a highly trained military unit. We’re the galaxy’s most dangerous group of amateurs.”

#skippy #skippythemagnificent #booktok #scifi

I am not a hero. I’m just a guy trying not to die in a spectacularly stupid way.
- Joe Bishop

“I’m not saying you’re stupid. I’m just saying you’re... creatively intelligent in a very unexpected way.” - Skippy the Magnificent
#skippy #magicbeercan #expiditionaryforce #booktok

Agree 💯