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Steven Brier
@brierassociates.com
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Former journalist, mostly on Gulf Coast w/stint on fog-shrouded Island off coast of NJ. Swamped by an ocean of mediocrity. Advocate for EVs in the heart of the oil and gas industry. Also, fountain pens.

It's our duty to call Trump a fascist.
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My son works at one of the best restaurants in #NOLA, which means the US. He told me they have Thanksgiving specials and asked me if I needed a care package. I'd be a fool to say no to food from there.
He didn't specify where the care package was coming from.
Dinner will be ready in 6 minutes.
Three frozen Turkey dinners ready for Thanksgiving. Two are from Banquet and one from Marie Callender
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I stopped by the Lowe's in Metairie today while running errands. Normally at that time of day there would be a couple dozen folks offering to help old geezers like me. Today there were just two, along with a sleeping security guard.

#NOLA #ice #iceholes #swampsweep
Two day workers outside a store, with a security guard sleeping in a car nearby.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Happy Felix Unger day!
Felix Unger, arms loaded with a few belongings, looks back as he leaves his apartment. An arm, presumably his wife's, is holding some more objects for him to take. The text below the photo says "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return."
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Somebody left the freezer door open. Please close it.
#NOLA #Cold
A screenshot of a weather app showing 37° temperature in New Orleans.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Ditto
Donald Trump glares at the camera in his mugshot.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Tut-tut. Looks like rain.
#NOLA #streetcar
October 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I didn't hear a peep out of my senators #JohnNeelyKennedy and #DrBillCassidy about this travesty. Do they have manservants to shave them so they don't have to look in the mirror?
#WhiteHouse #LAsenator #spineless
An excavator tears down the East Wing of the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Survivors of #Trump's latest attack on purported Venezuela drug runners plot their next move.
Crew and castaways from the wreck of the SS Minnow.
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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My new autopilot seems a little sketchy. Should I be worried?
And the copilot has an "I voted" sticker. Must be a Republican.
A small skeleton sits on the steering wheel of a Tesla model 3, its arms looped over the top. A second skeleton, with an "I voted" sticker, is perched on the dash.
October 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I was in Biloxi and stopped for a protein shake. They brought me a bushwhacker. I thought that sort of mix up was just a New Orleans thing.
FWIW, I did not send it back.
A Panama hat, a bushwhacker frozen drink and a pair of sunglasses sit on a wooden table.
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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It's Sunday in New Orleans. Must be time for mimosas and the Saints.
A mimosa and a Saints schedule on a veranda in Uptown New Orleans.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Klaatu barada nikto!
Gort, a space robot from the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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It was a beautiful day.

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A night time picture of lower Manhattan with twin beams of light shooting to the sky, representing Towers One and Two of the World Trade Center.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Happy Tan Suit day!
A picture of President Obama outside the White House wearing a tan suit. The text overlay says: 8 years, zero indictments, zero guilty pleas, zero cover-ups. One tan suit.
August 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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My lovely son, after eons of study, testing, and training (and some drinking), has received his coveted sommelier certification. Downside is that I have to buy some fancy wines to obscure the swill I normally drink.
August 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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My supply chain management skills are suboptimal. I am running out of painkillers but still have plenty of pain left.
August 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Happy Birthday to George Jetson, born 07/31/2022.
A man with orange/red hair pilots his green flying car. He's wearing a white shirt and blue pants.
July 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Is it hot yet?

#NOLA
Weather people on TV said to check on the elderly and pets because of the heat. Now my neighbors won't quit ringing my doorbell. I don't even have any pets.
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Happy New Jersey day. Now buzz off.
A yellow flag with the outline of New Jersey in black in the center, surrounded by stars. At the bottom is the phrase 'We don't like you either"
July 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Oh great. Now I'm getting official government health tips from a mediocre TV talk show host.
Oprah has a lot to answer for.
I'm Dr. Mehmet Oz, head of the Medicare program, and I'm excited to introduce my new email series to help you stay healthy. As a doctor, I believe simple daily habits, like smart food choices and regular exercise, can help keep you healthier for longer and prevent future health problems.
July 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Start 'em up.
It's National Daiquiri Day. Start your blenders.
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It's raining! My power must be out. Thanks. Entergy.

#NOLA #Entergy
Screenshot of the Entergy outage map. If it's red, it's dead.
July 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Ah yes. New Orleans for the weird. Just saw this in my feed elsewhere. Explains a few things.
NOLAPrepared: This weekend, in the Quarter, there is a convention for the National Federation of the Blind, a Swingers Convention, and a comic book and anime thing called GalaxyCon. So if you see Pokémon getting handsy with a Stormtrooper while being led into a dungeon by someone with a service dog, how about you mind your fucking business. When people talk about magic in New Orleans, it's whatever is happening down there right now. Have fun out there guys, we're glad yall are all here.
July 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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White text on a red background. The text says "It's National Dive Bar Day. You know what to do."
July 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I'm at the Sazerac House. I think I'll be OK.
(Love the free samples on the free tour. Air conditioning, too.)
All the ingredients for a Sazerac. Absinthe, rye, Peychaud's bitters, and sugar sit on a display bar at the Sazerac House in New Orleans.
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM