Brie Harley Oswalt
@brieharleyoswalt.bsky.social
Rageaholic, arsonist, pervert, scientist, bomb maker, hacktivist, MILF
"The most diabolical foe I have ever encountered, a ghost, a shadow, an enigma" - some Unit 8200 dork
All posts are officially satire unless stated otherwise. I can’t be sued 🤙🖕
"The most diabolical foe I have ever encountered, a ghost, a shadow, an enigma" - some Unit 8200 dork
All posts are officially satire unless stated otherwise. I can’t be sued 🤙🖕
If you give me a binary choice between antisemite and genocide supporter, I’ll take antisemite any day of the week. Forever. Obviously.
May 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
If you give me a binary choice between antisemite and genocide supporter, I’ll take antisemite any day of the week. Forever. Obviously.
You’re not antisemitic for opposing war crimes. You’re not hateful for grieving the dead. You’re not dangerous for wanting an end to impunity.
April 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
You’re not antisemitic for opposing war crimes. You’re not hateful for grieving the dead. You’re not dangerous for wanting an end to impunity.
If America enters a significant recession, which I believe it is already in, will Trump supporters hold him to account? I doubt it
April 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If America enters a significant recession, which I believe it is already in, will Trump supporters hold him to account? I doubt it
I really hope Dems are building an incredible criminal case against Musk. They’re probably not though
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I really hope Dems are building an incredible criminal case against Musk. They’re probably not though
Musk found dead in premises attached to SpaceX launch facilities!!!! Ketamine overdose suspected
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Musk found dead in premises attached to SpaceX launch facilities!!!! Ketamine overdose suspected
Toy Story 2 except we guillotine Jeff Bezos
April 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Toy Story 2 except we guillotine Jeff Bezos
Jurassic Park except we hunt and kill billionaires
April 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Jurassic Park except we hunt and kill billionaires
In the Fartnited Shits of Assmerica, the only people more imbecilic than voters are the people they elect.
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
In the Fartnited Shits of Assmerica, the only people more imbecilic than voters are the people they elect.
Scott Bessent to be charged with rape tomorrow, some are saying. Huge if true.
April 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Scott Bessent to be charged with rape tomorrow, some are saying. Huge if true.
Toy Story except we defenestrate Pam Bondi
April 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Toy Story except we defenestrate Pam Bondi
The Grinch except we flay Howard Lutkin
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Grinch except we flay Howard Lutkin
Star Wars except we boil Marco Rubio
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Star Wars except we boil Marco Rubio
Home Alone 2 except we bludgeon Trump to death
April 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Home Alone 2 except we bludgeon Trump to death
Blue Lagoon except we drown Howard Lutnick
April 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Blue Lagoon except we drown Howard Lutnick
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest except we skin and eat Pam Bondi
April 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest except we skin and eat Pam Bondi
Cool Runnings except we boil Randy Fine alive
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cool Runnings except we boil Randy Fine alive
Problem Child 2 except we skin Howard Lutnick and feed the skin to his stepmother
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Problem Child 2 except we skin Howard Lutnick and feed the skin to his stepmother
Death Becomes Her except we kidnap and boil Pam Bondi
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Death Becomes Her except we kidnap and boil Pam Bondi
Avatar 2 except we boil Pam Bondi alive
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Avatar 2 except we boil Pam Bondi alive
Trading Places except Eddie Murphy is Elon Musk and he gets boiled alive
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trading Places except Eddie Murphy is Elon Musk and he gets boiled alive
Patton Oswalt is to white people what Bill Cosby is to black folk
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Patton Oswalt is to white people what Bill Cosby is to black folk
Encanto except we brutally murder Elon Musk
April 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Encanto except we brutally murder Elon Musk
Problem Child 2 except we boil Elon Musk alive
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Problem Child 2 except we boil Elon Musk alive
Trump’s plan to crash the economy with no survivors is so retarded it just might w… no. No sorry it won’t.
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Trump’s plan to crash the economy with no survivors is so retarded it just might w… no. No sorry it won’t.
Mighty Ducks 2 except we boil Trump and Musk alive for treason.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Mighty Ducks 2 except we boil Trump and Musk alive for treason.