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brieflybruce.bsky.social
Bruce_NP🐷🩲_lover
@brieflybruce.bsky.social
Living in the 808. Married Chihuahua dad. Chillin with my three furry kids. 🐶🐕🐕‍🦺🌴☀️🏝️ #silver #otter #nastypig
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Waistband Wednesday: fly open, waistband logo visible #briefs #wednesday #openfly #luckyjeans #nastypig
WASH YOUR FEET!!! So many posts of gorgeous guys with filthy feet. Not in my bed. That’s the first thing we’ll take care of.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Binging while on the mend from surgery. Can’t believe I hadn’t come across Cucumber and Banana before now.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Night 4
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Your mouth smells like you’ve just eaten a poo. So why am I letting you kiss me?
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waistband Wednesday: fly open, waistband logo visible #briefs #wednesday #openfly #luckyjeans #nastypig
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Favorite Hanukkah song: Six13 Chanukah. I sing this anytime I watch a Star Wars movie (and get slapped). People’s reaction: I didn’t know there were lyrics.

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Six13 - A Star Wars Chanukah
YouTube video by Six13
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December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ok. I’m finally up. Rough night with rain keeping me awake and a roiling stomach arguing about a dose of pain meds. #twt #morning #briefs #bulge
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Chag sameach - night 2
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December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
MCM and on the mend. Sparing everyone the view of plasters and swollen, bruised bits. Happy Monday #mcm #bator
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Small things. Putting the rings back on after getting back from surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Look of betrayal. Chihuahuas produce tears when they’re anxious or upset. Had to trust my babies to someone else to take them to the groomer. This little girl came back with tears streaming and hasn’t stopped glaring at me. Bad doggy daddy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And here I was thinking that the piercing pain near my ball sack was pressure on my incision. Realizing it’s the tape over my fuzz holding the gauze it place. Bracing myself to rip it off.😖
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The water keeps running. Just about to yell at my spouse, “How long are you going to be in that shower?!?” And realizing it’s been raining. 😬
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There’s a special hell for all you lads who’ve been getting me hard with your posts tempting my incisions to pop (and tempting me to wank).🥵
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pre-surgical. Going to be a couple weeks before I have a bulge larger than my bandage pack.
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
RANT: really tired of the double standard here. Pet owners can let their asshole cats roam the neighborhood. Groomer is coming in a couple hours but had to wash sticky cat shit off my dog who ran through it while going out into MY fenced yard to do her business.
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Day two. Same underpants. Not allowed to shower for 48 hours so I’d rather not break out a fresh pair to cover my dirty bits.
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Surgery Friday 😖 Wearing something loose as requested by the nursing staff. #nasty #pig #graysweats
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Nasty Pig running. I appreciate the cuts on the legs of these running shorts. #runner #nasty #pig
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hey buddy. Don’t mind me. It’s not like I was already in this chair. #chihuahuadad #furbaby #lapdog
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Most recent briefs pic.
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just chilling with my little man … and then all three kids. Big hint that it’s time for their supper. #furbabies #chihuahuadad
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Maybe not my best, but literally my newest
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Deck my balls with new holiday gear 🎶 🎄 #balls #briefs #bulge
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I almost feel that I should be asking permission when I grab these bottles of dressing before oiling my veg. #dildo #cock #dick
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM