Brief Jerky
@briefjerky.bsky.social
NSFW. Local dad, no kids. Into tighty whities and self-abuse. I ❤️ big butts and bushy pubes. Kind of a dog, frankly. I block empty profiles.
Telegram: briefjerky
Telegram: briefjerky
Thinkin bout pie 🥰
November 29, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Thinkin bout pie 🥰
Can’t see my tattoo but I can still see my pecker!
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Can’t see my tattoo but I can still see my pecker!
What’s up, homos? Been a minute!
November 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
What’s up, homos? Been a minute!
“I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor.” Eartha Kitt
My dream job is retired
May 11, 2024 at 3:36 PM
“I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor.” Eartha Kitt
Your last saved selfie is you on the outside, and your last saved meme is you on the inside.
May 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Your last saved selfie is you on the outside, and your last saved meme is you on the inside.
Nobody:
Bottoms: Hey there 😉
Bottoms: Hey there 😉
April 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Nobody:
Bottoms: Hey there 😉
Bottoms: Hey there 😉
What if naked and baked rhymed?
April 20, 2024 at 9:11 PM
What if naked and baked rhymed?
“No, actually the person you drove two hours to meet with is out on leave. Not sure why they didn’t tell you. Sorry!”
April 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
“No, actually the person you drove two hours to meet with is out on leave. Not sure why they didn’t tell you. Sorry!”
What did everyone look like 10 years ago?
The moustache abides
The moustache abides
April 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
What did everyone look like 10 years ago?
The moustache abides
The moustache abides
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
March 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
After 41 years I finally looked up the word “dusenflieger”
March 24, 2024 at 6:17 PM
After 41 years I finally looked up the word “dusenflieger”
My Saturday semi. (I really gotta sneak up in it to get a softie.)
March 23, 2024 at 5:03 PM
My Saturday semi. (I really gotta sneak up in it to get a softie.)
Drop something yellow from your gallery
March 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Drop something yellow from your gallery
Hey do these make me look fat?
March 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Hey do these make me look fat?
I have stronger feelings about Drag Race than I feel like I should.
March 2, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I have stronger feelings about Drag Race than I feel like I should.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is grow hair on his knuckles.
February 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is grow hair on his knuckles.
My itty bitty belly 🥰
February 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
My itty bitty belly 🥰
“Are you in law enforcement?”
“What? Oh yeah, no. I’m just a homosexual” 😂
“What? Oh yeah, no. I’m just a homosexual” 😂
February 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
“Are you in law enforcement?”
“What? Oh yeah, no. I’m just a homosexual” 😂
“What? Oh yeah, no. I’m just a homosexual” 😂
Monochrome moustache Monday.
February 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Monochrome moustache Monday.