This year a I got bottle of (cough) wine, a box of Q-Tips and generic antacids. My FIL needed to spend down his FSA. Parson me while I clean my ears whilst I drink my wine.

Or a relish tray.

I once asked my mom if she was alive when Jesus was alive. She was NOT happy.

Well, we must have graduated high school together.

Just came here this morning. I’m liking it.