Explain to me like I’m 5 why Jasmine Crockett is “ghetto” but MTG and Boebert aren’t… go on, say it with your full chest

Be a shame if everyone were to spam hr@opm.gov with their thoughts on the muskrat and activities of the week 💅🏻

Dark Pence is back.

Unsure if it’s perimenopause, ADHD, or *gestures vaguely at the state of the world* but I put a roll of sausage in the cabinet instead of the refrigerator some number of days ago 🤦🏻‍♀️

Today’s joy. Finding a list of Trans and NB Girl Scouts to buy cookies from! I bought from Lexi, consider buying from a s out that hadn’t met their goal yet!!! www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans...

People I know who signed up for FA in the 2024 election are starting to receive their FO and that’s keeping me going right now #FAFO25

Dear Canada and Mexico, do whatever it takes 😘
Signed, all sane Americans

My stepfather brought me this shirt from the National Institutes of Health. He wasn’t there for work, or for continuing education. My stepfather had been diagnosed with a rare cancer on this day in 2012. 🧵/1

A heartfelt “fuck you” to everyone who told me I was overreacting in 2016 😣

Don’t forget to take time in the day for something that brings you joy. We will exhaust ourselves if we only focus on the evil

I’m tired…. I know you are too

Who was our anchor being, and where is Marvel Jesus when we need him? This timeline sucks 😣