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Brittany
@brichneyfloss.bsky.social
Fun Aunt. Theater Kid. Malört Enthusiast. Mark/Sicko/Heel. Elder Millennial. Fire Sign. Beach Vibes.

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It’s about fucking time a bot started following me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Legitimate Mothman siting on the Red Line.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Just in case you didn’t already know, dates have been updated.
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It would have been nice of them to see something. I just checked Now’s website, and it still has all of the original dates.
September 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
From today’s takeover on the @byotproductions.bsky.social instagram. I’ve never felt more seen.
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You clearly care who I have a problem with if you got this but hurt over me asking a candidate a question. (BTW, she’s not going to fuck you, so you don’t need to go this hard.)

And this is misogyny. Have a nice day.
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The theater kid is theatering.
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
August 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I need you to know that I had to walk away from my desk and make sure that no one was in the bathroom so that I could laugh about this. You really touched a nerve there.
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is for @regimepup.bsky.social and no one else. Suck it.
August 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes the group chat talks to @tonykhan.bsky.social like he’s there. #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
July 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Like clockwork…
#wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
July 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
June 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You can take the girl out the red Toyota, but 20 years later she’ll be in a different one.
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Never change, Chicago. Never change.
June 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My friend @lightsgameraaction.bsky.social and I both want to be your best friend. If you had to pick one of us, it would be me, right? Because of the bracelet and sign? Right? Please.
May 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Thank you, toilet.
May 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The one at Home Depot was funny, but now it’s feeling targeted.
April 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Not today, Mario. Not today.
April 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Everything on this paper was written by Rocky Romero of his own free will. #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
April 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
April 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM