Brice Paterik
@bricepaterik.bsky.social
Christ follower, noted pro-athlete dog whisperer, TTU grad, and baseball podcaster. Views/tweets are my own fault. He/Him
This is how my financial advisor looks at me when I tell them how much I spent on Homefield gear
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is how my financial advisor looks at me when I tell them how much I spent on Homefield gear
NICO FIRED LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
NICO FIRED LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did a little something fun this weekend and became a fiancée 💍
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Did a little something fun this weekend and became a fiancée 💍
Jesus: *heals sick people on the Sabbath*
The Pharisees:
The Pharisees:
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jesus: *heals sick people on the Sabbath*
The Pharisees:
The Pharisees:
Man even the Guardians’ homers don’t leave the infield
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Man even the Guardians’ homers don’t leave the infield
Famous last words
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Famous last words
McKinney is on fire!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
McKinney is on fire!!
Takes a pitch down the middle, tries to check his swing on the most hittable hanging splitter with TWO STRIKES then chases a curve in the dirt.
This is the average plate appearance for a Texas Rangers hitter. Truly horrific swing decisions all year and they’ve only gotten worse
This is the average plate appearance for a Texas Rangers hitter. Truly horrific swing decisions all year and they’ve only gotten worse
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Takes a pitch down the middle, tries to check his swing on the most hittable hanging splitter with TWO STRIKES then chases a curve in the dirt.
This is the average plate appearance for a Texas Rangers hitter. Truly horrific swing decisions all year and they’ve only gotten worse
This is the average plate appearance for a Texas Rangers hitter. Truly horrific swing decisions all year and they’ve only gotten worse
Also for what might be the last time I do this this season (depending on how I’m feeling in a week) happy deGrom day to all who celebrate.
Here is Jacob degROM
Here is Jacob degROM
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Also for what might be the last time I do this this season (depending on how I’m feeling in a week) happy deGrom day to all who celebrate.
Here is Jacob degROM
Here is Jacob degROM
Only one pitch even within 3 inches of the zone. Holy crap.
That’s your 3 hole hitter. Dominican summer league quality swing decisions
That’s your 3 hole hitter. Dominican summer league quality swing decisions
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Only one pitch even within 3 inches of the zone. Holy crap.
That’s your 3 hole hitter. Dominican summer league quality swing decisions
That’s your 3 hole hitter. Dominican summer league quality swing decisions
Smith only swings at a pitch well out of the zone. Langford chased a pitch he’d seen multiple times that was in another dimension and Burger flails helplessly at three balls.
Not a playoff team
Not a playoff team
September 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Smith only swings at a pitch well out of the zone. Langford chased a pitch he’d seen multiple times that was in another dimension and Burger flails helplessly at three balls.
Not a playoff team
Not a playoff team
Send him to mars and don’t let him bring a friend
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Send him to mars and don’t let him bring a friend
CB Buckner deserves prison
September 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
CB Buckner deserves prison
We got loud screaming at the tv hahah
September 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We got loud screaming at the tv hahah
111 mph with a 19° launch angle and it isn’t a homer or even a hit?? I have no idea how that died in the outfield
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
111 mph with a 19° launch angle and it isn’t a homer or even a hit?? I have no idea how that died in the outfield
This is just egregious. And McNeil’s dumbass bitching about a pitch that’s actually a strike deserved to get thrown out
September 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is just egregious. And McNeil’s dumbass bitching about a pitch that’s actually a strike deserved to get thrown out
But fucking deGrom can’t get the same calls
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
But fucking deGrom can’t get the same calls
But fucking deGrom can’t get the same calls
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
But fucking deGrom can’t get the same calls
MICHAEL HELMAN SAYS BALL DONT LIIIIIEEEEEE
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
MICHAEL HELMAN SAYS BALL DONT LIIIIIEEEEEE
Happy Jacob deGrom day to all who celebrate.
Here is Jacob deGraph.
Here is Jacob deGraph.
September 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy Jacob deGrom day to all who celebrate.
Here is Jacob deGraph.
Here is Jacob deGraph.
My girlfriend’s work got us suite tickets to the wings game and I am loving pretending like I’m fancy 💁🏼♂️
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My girlfriend’s work got us suite tickets to the wings game and I am loving pretending like I’m fancy 💁🏼♂️
Houston gets shut out 5-0 by Toronto and the Rangers are now just 2 games back for the AL West lead
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Houston gets shut out 5-0 by Toronto and the Rangers are now just 2 games back for the AL West lead
Is this ump on bath salts?
September 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is this ump on bath salts?
The Dallas Cowboys are the best team in the world at making you care and get invested even when you know better and have been duped every year of your whole life.
September 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Dallas Cowboys are the best team in the world at making you care and get invested even when you know better and have been duped every year of your whole life.
It’s time for Cowboys football.
Someone should’ve stopped this from happening by now
Someone should’ve stopped this from happening by now
September 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s time for Cowboys football.
Someone should’ve stopped this from happening by now
Someone should’ve stopped this from happening by now